The original opening sequence had Gordon completing several hundred grant applications, but it didn't playtest well.

Rule 34 in particular is an excellent read, and expands on some of the concepts in the post.

I can has Chesebro?

Fun fact: in the entire run of Pinky and The Brain, there were only two occasions where they were pondering the same thing: once when Pinky had been made temporarily super-intelligent, and once when they were both pondering how unlikely it was that they were both pondering the same thing.

Cosmetics, apparently: https://www.bostonmagazine.com/health/2015/04/14/baby-foreskin-facial-boston-hydrafacial/

Did he also eat his meat raw and sleep in trees?

I'm not sure this will work out...

I think that counts as "cruel and unusual".

Scholar of the SECOND Sin.

"again"

Same; I'm Scottish, so anything over about 35C will literally kill me. A week's diving in Malta during October, though? Lovely!

This guy is plainly off to hunt some trolls.