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Then you shouldn't have had it circumcised

Pro tip, get some solid coconit oil, melt it into ice cube trays, and wait for it to solidify again. Then, all you have to do is pop a cube in and wait a few minutes for your body heat to melt it and you're good to go

I don't know why people keep saying you need it to do the deed, I've been at it for 20 years without lotion and it's fine

Adding lube or lotion to the equation just makes clean up worse

I have never used it

I used to be able to, but a lifetime of manual labor has laden my hands with callouses that make it HIGHLY unpleasant without some lube

I've never used lube.

Nah I can do it just fine without, I've only ever used lotion like a few times in my life just to try because it seems like a common thing when you see a reference to "Lotion and Kleenex". I felt like it brought nothing to the experience but an extra mess to clean up

We can. At least most of us. Though I suspect there's significantly less play in the skin, so it may be more difficult for some.

Calamari night at the buffet

Cosmetics, apparently: https://www.bostonmagazine.com/health/2015/04/14/baby-foreskin-facial-boston-hydrafacial/

"Genital mutilation doesn't matter because men can't be victims" is what I read there. Get the fuck out of here with that sexist bullshit.

And you are reading way too much into a shitpost meme

Why are you against informed consent for cosmetic surgery?

i do care about my dick

ironic of.you to hate on reddit, being so serious abt stuff like redditors are

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