RegularJoe

So the 2% party, if he tries really hard.

With few exceptions,[1] the U.S. system has two major parties which have won, on average, 98% of all state and federal seats.[2] According to Duverger's law two main political parties emerge in political systems with plurality voting in single-member districts. In this case, votes for minor parties can potentially be regarded splitting votes away from the most similar major party.[2][3]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_party_(U.S._politics)

Also reported here

https://apnews.com/live/iran-israel-war-updates-6-23-2025

It tells you, "DHS’s Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) offers cybersecurity best practices for securing US networks."

CISA workforce cut by nearly one-third so far

The agency has lost roughly 1,000 staffers in the wake of the Trump administration’s workforce cuts.

Source: https://www.cybersecuritydive.com/news/cisa-departures-trump-workforce-purge/749796/

Humankind would have existed in 2025. 2025 would just have Morlocks and Eloi.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morlock

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eloi

At least, that seems where we're headed..,

I'm not a doctor. But here are some relevant sites:

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/toxoplasmosis/symptoms-causes/syc-20356249

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/9756-toxoplasmosis

'Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again.'

And who can forget fnord and plonk?

While you cannot touch grass on the Internet, you can find step-by-step instructions.

You should try https://theuselessweb.com/

Brooklyn Park Police Chief Mark Bruley said that it was not a police officer.

According to this article: https://www.fox9.com/news/melissa-hortman-john-hoffman-lawmakers-shot-minnesota

Police say they are looking for a suspect in multiple targeted shootings. The suspect is armed and dangerous. The suspect is a white man with brown hair wearing black body armor over a blue shirt and blue pants, and he may be impersonating law enforcement.

It's the outfit that he is wearing (black body armor over a blue shirt and blue pants) that may give the appearance of law enforcement.

This image is from https://www.postbulletin.com/news/minnesota/police-officer-killed-in-minneapolis-shooting-remembered-for-heroism

The victims:

Hortman, was Democrat from Brooklyn Park, and represented District 34B. Hoffman, a Democrat from Champlin, represents Senate District 34.

https://www.archivebuttons.com/

I was able to read enough of the article to predict where it was going.