ReplicantBatty

joined 2 years ago
[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 10 points 1 month ago

I was imagining a kazoo orchestra, myself

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 2 points 1 month ago

No more lightstick raves!

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 5 points 1 month ago

That soundtrack is one of my favorite musical works of all time, I've never heard anything else quite like it.

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 1 points 2 months ago

I can't speak for my siblings, but my mom at least knew better than to try that on me, I've straight up told her I resent her for ever having me, which was a little dramatic sure, but at least it got the point across lol

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 8 points 2 months ago

It's like cutting fingernails, totally fine if they're indoor cats,, and it's not the upholstery so much as the 16 tiny knives that puncture my legs when they jump in my lap lol

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's fine as long as you're careful you don't cut them too short, they only have nerves/blood close to the paw, the rest is really similar to fingernails with no nerve endings. Our cats don't even care when we trim their nails.

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My mom would straight up tell us we were supposed to take care of her when she got old, it's literally the only reason I was ever given for why I was made. For that and other reasons I'm no-contact now, but it's an incredibly toxic mindset and even worse that you're inflicting that on your kids.

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 2 points 2 months ago

No you wouldn't, it says right there in the picture

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 2 points 2 months ago

I feel so seen 😊

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 1 points 2 months ago

This is how it feels to chew 5 Gum

[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 24 points 3 months ago

My friends and family know not to call me unless somebody is dead or dying. It's worked out pretty well so far

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