[-] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 9 hours ago

It’s wild this mf made an Atlas Shrugged-ass movie while everyone out here is living like Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle.

Read the room, guy

Nice theater tho!

[-] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Can I have a Double Whip Leachianus, two pumps of of Leopard Gecko, and sprinkle of anoles?

[-] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

Ah, I believe this was standard practice in the 70’s; Black Beauties in the morning, quaaludes to tuck you in at night. 💊

[-] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago

o7 thank you for your service

[-] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 1 week ago

Outbreeding? (Alien bussy)?

[-] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 1 month ago

I love the echos in culture of this one dude, who we all know, and the only reason we know of him is that he kept his own hate mail.

[-] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 month ago

Living with ADHD is like being chained to a small, spastic toddler who refuses to let you do your work *until you do what they ask *, no matter how dumb it is.

Yes, I’m looking up the history of Paw Patrol. Yes, I was supposed to be cleaning. No, I cannot switch. We’re looking up Power Puff Girls next.

[-] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 2 months ago

So peaceful. I need at least three screaming voices to avoid the Internal Carnival Music 🎪

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[-] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 4 months ago

You’re right; the cops cured his bipolar disorder /s

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I feel like I've been gaslit into running FOSS but every success only brings me closer to fighting god

[-] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 9 months ago

It’s shocks me, daily, that people are out there being bored. Like, do you not get distracted by the encyclopedia for hours?

Fun fact: bumblebees have been shown to engage in play without reward.

Please subscribe for more facts; I cannot contain them any longer.

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[-] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 11 months ago

I mean, if you and your little group of people are struggling to eat, yeah Bertha Strongarm better be puttin up them Mammoth numbers; iun care you got titties, we need to eat!

[-] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 70 points 11 months ago

The ones that make acorns. Acorn tree. ‘S got acorns on it, what else do you call it?

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