Unfortunately, these "Christians" are the ravenous wolves dressed in sheep's clothing that Matthew 7:15 warns us of.
"The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. An evil soul producing holy witness Is like a villain with a smiling cheek, A goodly apple rotten at the heart. O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!" - William Shakespeare "The Merchant of Venice"
Look man, if the kid fucking party can't fuck kids then what's the point? Someone needs to consider the kid fucking party's feelings and let them fuck them kids. But don't let dudes dressed as women read to them that might warp the kids brains.