SarcasticMan

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[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you ask questions you will be punished.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago

Still a pile of cunts, skipping a parade doesn't undo your utter failure of governance.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Man that sure would suck if someone maybe created an auto dialer and use an AI chat bot to call and ask for chicken tacos every 15 minutes or so.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Dish bro tell us how you did it, give receipts bro lay it out.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Says the cock sucker with free Healthcare.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Starts with you, coach. Until I see you on your soap box beating these shit heels with a bag of nickels you are just blowing hot air.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 124 points 1 month ago

This has nothing to do with immigration and everything to do with intimidation. Immigration is just the excuse here, the message is we can take anyone anywhere even your congressional office. Fall in line or we will come for you.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to my grandfather when he was still alive when I read shit like this.

Grandfather "Son, I just can't figure out why that starter isn't cranking."

Me "Well Pal, we need to check that starter wire but I can't get to it without dropping the starter off the flywheel first."

Grandfather "Hell, it ain't the wire."

10-minute argument Grandfather storms off

3 hours later

Grandfather "I've been thinking about that damn starter, we need to check that wire so why don't you climb up under there and pull that starter so we can check it."

Me "I pulled it 2 hours ago Pal. The wire is straight fucked. I am going to go up to Auto Zone and get a new one, Ol'boy up there says they have one."

Grandfather "We don't need a new wire we can just (insert WWII battlefield fix for bad starter wire on a Willys he's done 3 times already). I ain't made of damn money."

20-minute argument about fixing it right Grandfather storms off.

3 hours later

Grandfather "Grab your keys I need you to take me up to the Auto Zone to pick up a wire for that starter. Might as well fix it right so we don't have to keep fixing it."

Me "I already got it. Just finished putting it all back together and was just about to start it up."

Jeep starts right up

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The quote starts after a very awkward applause break at 2:14. He very clearly says but.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“…I mean, the more they hate on me, the more views I get, and the more money I make.”

I think that pretty much sums up a big part of America's problem right there lol

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Every single Democrat in office that isn't on a pulpit screaming in defiance of this batshit criminal administration and the absolute bag of dicks Republican party every single day needs to be primaried. The silence is deafening and they are all complicit. Shower of bastards is what they are.

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What? They were just peacefully touring the house and picked up some complementary parting gifts.

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