[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

Look man, if the kid fucking party can't fuck kids then what's the point? Someone needs to consider the kid fucking party's feelings and let them fuck them kids. But don't let dudes dressed as women read to them that might warp the kids brains.

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

Unfortunately, these "Christians" are the ravenous wolves dressed in sheep's clothing that Matthew 7:15 warns us of.

"The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. An evil soul producing holy witness Is like a villain with a smiling cheek, A goodly apple rotten at the heart. O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!" - William Shakespeare "The Merchant of Venice"

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They have been planning for that since Jan 7th, 2021. This isn't some fly-by-night if I win thing, this will be a well-planned coup attempt. I hope I am wrong but they are openly insinuating as to what their plans are.

Edit: changes 2020 to 2021 Thank you Samus12345 for pointing out the mistake.

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago

Man, the amount of heads buried in the sand on this is egregious. He picked him for one reason and one reason only. If he wins Vance will play ball in 28 when they suspend elections. No one in Trump's campaign cares about his weird emails, his couch, or his brown family. He has one job and he is morally flexible enough to break his oath of office to do it.

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

These damn bots are out of control lol

"I've met Putin, what a guy, some say he's the second-best guy. I don't know, what I do know is I am the best guy. People say Mr. President you're the best guy, no guys better just the best of the best they say. I told Poots, that's what I call him Poots it's like a pet name, he calls me cyka, which means friend in Russian because we are best friends some say the only true friends because we are such good friends. Anyway, he gets a bad rap poots, he just wants to stop the nazis and help Russians stuck in Ukraine by the criminal Biden crime family. Crooked Hillary won't let Russia grow, they need to grow. Nazis, Hillarys, maybe even a few Obamas that's Ukraine. Obama is trying to stop Russia, I said you can't do that, they can't do that. Let's help Poots stop the crooked Clintons and bring back Taco Tuesdays, you remember Taco Tuesdays? On Tuesdays, before Obama outlawed it we used to have tacos. I had big Macs because I am not Mexican, not a fan of beans. Putin says nazis took his beans to Ukraine, I don't know...maybe, some say it's true. Smart people say it, they say Mr. President we need to leave Ukraine and let Russia have it so they can grow and stop Hillary from sending Hunter over there to steal their beans." - Donald Trump

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

Poor little broke Donny no dough nary a dollar in sight he gonna cry into his my pillow tonight.

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 42 points 5 months ago

Oh no, how embarrassing for him. He is a stable genius though so it shouldn't be too hard for him to figure something out.

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Supporting rapists is an expensive endeavor and Chubb is just the company to finance it.

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

He should have asked her why her party tanked their own bill. Is it because they don't really care about immigration and are dragging that poor girl's name around while doing absolutely nothing to fix the problem or is Greene just a stupid cunt? Maybe both? IDK I think it's time the left stops being nice and starts pushing the right's hypocrisy back in their face loudly and publicly.

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

Lol, who the fuck cares?

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Who shares a compact with the devil? Buy your own makeup. Oh maybe the devil is in the compact, I get it now. Makeup is the devil, making those women so damn sexy and leading those fine upstanding men down that thorny path of sin.

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 34 points 6 months ago

Man, dude set her on fire...I bet those cops sure feel foolish. Oh well, we all make mistakes.

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