This is the feel good news I needed in my day.

No it doesn't.

At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

Wait, seriously? Dang it...

The what?

When I was a kid I got in trouble for telling people at church Jesus was "African-american" my dumb kid mind thought that was the only acceptable way to say "not white." I don't think I was ever able to explain what I meant.

Fap like a billionaire.

TACO ISLAND!!!

https://theoatmeal.com/

Tits or fupa, spin the wheel to find out!

Good test

Pokemon games. I played all the games up to the Gameboy Advanced, missed the DS and have purchased all of the switch games. My wife and I actually buy both versions of each game so we can trade and battle.