SpaceNoodle

When the only choice a person has is a little money vs. no money, they're usually forced to choose the former.

They're paying people to take milk now?

Exactly. And unfortunately, the other go-to response, "just go to a physical store," is rarely an option since even in major areas as even major chains like Radio Shack and Fry's, not to mention all the small local shops that used to exist, have gone under.

Ah! Well, you were still clearly lucky.

Paywall.

Because 7-8-9

The alternative is ordering shit from another website and then wondering if it'll ever even show up at all

According to government records, the only names not yet trademarked are "Popplers" and "Zitsels."

I actually liked Rhianna in that film

Go on ...

Newsom is a DINO

I didn't realize there was a mediocre cover.