No, what an utterly ridiculous lie to spread. She would never get "Korean bbq" tattooed on her hand, she's a multimillionaire with tons of resources at her disposal to prevent a silly mistake like that. Instead, she got "small charcoal grill" instead of "seven rings". But don't worry, she got it fixed apparently, so it instead correctly read ... "small charcoal finger grill".

I know it's a typo but I'm cracking up at

ethnically non-monogamous

The orangutan is the smartest primate.

I'm inclined to agree after reading this.

Article. That's wack

This is why "divide by half" and "divide in half" are two different things

$200,000 in overtime to clear Hamilton Hall at Columbia. The article also points out that the George Floyd protests cost over $150M in overtime and over $30M in lawsuits.

Saved you a click

Jalapeños? Man would choke on anything spicier than flour

Fox News is less biased and more reliable than MSNBC, apparently

Why is the publication date June 2024?

The solution to cars isn't greener cars. It's replacing cars with something else completely, like human powered vehicles or multi-passenger transport. /c/fuck_cars has the right idea

Just wait until you find out how meerkats got their name

Or puzzles that are completely esoteric or unintuitive. Just replayed some of the Myst games, and it's like "oh ok I was stuck on this for 30min because the lever was on the other side of the map and there was literally no indication that it was related". That's just artificially inflating your game's difficulty, and it's lazy puzzle making. Boooo