Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding demands to be blasted at full volume

The orangutan is the smartest primate.

I'm inclined to agree after reading this.

Article. That's wack

This is why "divide by half" and "divide in half" are two different things

$200,000 in overtime to clear Hamilton Hall at Columbia. The article also points out that the George Floyd protests cost over $150M in overtime and over $30M in lawsuits.

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To be fair, Simone had the same problem on the first build of Truckla, it wasn't water sealed properly. Of course, that was a hobby project built in a workshop, which still managed to look and operate way better than the piece of junk Tesla actually PUT INTO PRODUCTION

Jalapeños? Man would choke on anything spicier than flour

Fox News is less biased and more reliable than MSNBC, apparently

Why is the publication date June 2024?

The solution to cars isn't greener cars. It's replacing cars with something else completely, like human powered vehicles or multi-passenger transport. /c/fuck_cars has the right idea

Just wait until you find out how meerkats got their name

Or puzzles that are completely esoteric or unintuitive. Just replayed some of the Myst games, and it's like "oh ok I was stuck on this for 30min because the lever was on the other side of the map and there was literally no indication that it was related". That's just artificially inflating your game's difficulty, and it's lazy puzzle making. Boooo