I'm rooting for an anyerusm.

By god! You've done it!

Zero so far. Am sad.

Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

I'm doing what I can at the moment to try and figure out the last chunk of rent. Only a couple hundred bucks, and Canadian no less, so I'm hoping that I'll be able to figure it out. Still have 12 hours. Don't know how but maybe. I don't know. I'm tired man. Just posting a bit to the site while waiting for calls or on hold. Need some distraction before my heart explodes.

Yeah exactly. Going to a movie shouldn't need to be something that is budgeted into place.

As for homeless meaning being on the street... yeah. Probably. I'm waiting for a few phone calls at the moment but things aren't looking good. Also doing some other stuff on the side. Posted the memes and answering comments in between so my heart doesn't explode from the stress. My watch has been freaking out about a high BPM for a while now. And I'm frustrated because this was fucking avoidable if someone did the thing I said to do repeatedly. But they didn't and here we are.

Or are you asking to be able to afford to pay for a movie ticket at an overpriced cinema?

Yes.

A man sprinting atop an exploding zeppelin from, I believe, Battlefield 1.

Fuckin nope. That title... yeah. I should change that. Sorry.

Edit: For those curious it was just a reference to how fucked my life is at the moment in a way that people don't care about nor should.

Assuming that's a site for free streaming of movies but sometimes I just want to go to a theater and relax. I mean, granted, I probably should have made the title "I just want to afford rent" considering I'm going to be homeless tomorrow but I didn't think that'd be as funny.

Too bad. We're here, we're queer, show me your

COCK