[-] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 122 points 2 months ago

Everyone was having a fish party so I grabbed my fish fork but once I arrived I realized I had grabbed my pastry fork instead. Everyone laughed at me. "Want a fish pie?" they kept asking. "Want a fish pie?"

God, I'm so embarrassed. I wish I had seen this chart sooner.

[-] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

I suppose the DM has a contingency plan for if someone casts Zone of Truth

[-] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago

... wait a second that's fucking mercury.

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[-] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 64 points 6 months ago

I don't understand. Where are the Bionicles?

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I primed Chat by asking it to make me a deck built around Lyzolda, the Blood Witch with a focus on token generation and sacrificing creatures.

"Certainly! Here's a basic decklist for a Lyzolda, the Blood Witch commander deck that focuses on generating tokens and sacrificing them for various effects:

Commander:

  • Lyzolda, the Blood Witch

Creatures:

  1. Blood Artist
  2. Goblin Instigator
  3. Krenko, Mob Boss
  4. Siege-Gang Commander
  5. Ogre Battledriver
  6. Doomed Traveler
  7. Sengir Autocrat
  8. Myr Battlesphere
  9. Hanweir Garrison
  10. Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder

Token Generators:

  1. Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin
  2. Hordeling Outburst
  3. Dragon Fodder
  4. Krenko, Mob Boss
  5. Goblin Rabblemaster
  6. Raise the Alarm
  7. Mogg War Marshal
  8. Goblin Instigator

Sacrifice Outlets:

  1. Ashnod's Altar
  2. Phyrexian Altar
  3. Goblin Bombardment
  4. Viscera Seer
  5. Yahenni, Undying Partisan
  6. Carrion Feeder

Card Draw:

  1. Skullclamp
  2. Dark Prophecy
  3. Midnight Reaper

Removal:

  1. Shriekmaw
  2. Terminate
  3. Chaos Warp
  4. Bedevil

Utility:

  1. Smothering Abomination
  2. Anointed Procession (doubles token generation)
  3. Impact Tremors
  4. Purphoros, God of the Forge

Ramp:

  1. Sol Ring
  2. Rakdos Signet
  3. Talisman of Indulgence

Land Base:

  1. Command Tower
  2. Blood Crypt
  3. Dragonskull Summit
  4. Rakdos Guildgate
  5. Sulfurous Springs
  6. Smoldering Marsh
  7. Bloodstained Mire
  8. Polluted Delta
  9. Terramorphic Expanse
  10. Evolving Wilds

Remember to adjust the decklist based on your preferences, available cards, and playgroup dynamics. Have fun building and playing your Lyzolda deck!"

Some notes:

  1. This is not a legal commander deck. It has too few cards, and some cards do not fit Lyzolda's color identify.

  2. The synergies a mixed bag. Some cards fit perfectly into the theme, like Endrek and Krenko, or Ashnod's and Phyrexian altars. Other's don't work as well, since Myr Battlesphere creates colorless tokens that don't jive with Lysolda's ability.

  3. I want to play a match with ChatGPT generated decks to see how silly it gets.

Anyone else try this? Have your results been better (or worse)?

[-] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 53 points 9 months ago
[-] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago

Perhaps I am an artist.

[-] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago

This guy doesn't even know how problematic Bulbasaur is.

Fire the cancel cannon!

[-] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"I have 30 passive perception."

"So no one can ambush us?"

blank look.

"... so no one can ambush us, right?"

[-] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago

Unfortunately for the muggers, their target was Konsi.

Fortunately for the muggers, their target was Konsi.

(Where is the kenku? Is he safe? Is he... alright?)

[-] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

Cowboy Bebop

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[-] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

This is fucking fantastic

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