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[-] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 64 points 6 months ago

I don't understand. Where are the Bionicles?

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 17 points 6 months ago

On the floor behind the photographer

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 61 points 6 months ago

Why the useless 2nd table?

Seems fishy...

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 71 points 6 months ago
[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago

Now we're getting fancy, money bags

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[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago

Dude, where else would you keep the fleshlight/lotion and wetwipes?

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Fancy are we?

What happend to the good old hand, spit and sock?!

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[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

Laptop, printer, microwavable meals, future expanded PC setup ... Back when I had corner desks, that's usually how I used the second side.

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Printer? Might as well put a brick with a beeping function and a sign that says "oUt Of YeLlOw InK, cAnT pRiNt B&w"

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[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 48 points 6 months ago
[-] I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social 19 points 6 months ago

Those words can be arranged in different positions to get a different meaning.

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 28 points 6 months ago
[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 months ago

He just discovered sentences

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 months ago

It is like the whole concept of words

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[-] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

need I fuck a table?

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[-] qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.one 14 points 6 months ago

Just lay on your stomach and work your back muscles, bro!

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[-] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 41 points 6 months ago

"If a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house" - Dave Chappelle

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[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 37 points 6 months ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Look at Rockefeller thinking he needs his our toilet.

Mine is down the hall and I share it with 23 other people and that's the way it should be!

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[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 36 points 6 months ago

I tried living like this, but I couldn't. A couple more things I need:

  • sheets: both a fitted sheet for the matress and a second loose sheet on top
  • some kind of blanket or comforter on top of the sheets
  • two pillows, one "soft" and one "firm".

That being said... tables? A chair? Who are you, the King of France? In fact you don't even need the matress, just get a futon that you can fold up for more space and use a laptop on top of that, like I'm doing right now.

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[-] pandacoder@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago

No bedframe, no nightstand, only one monitor and it's tiny as hell

This looks like a prison, get me out

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago

When you don't have a bed frame, the whole floor is your night stand!

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[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 30 points 6 months ago

Matress needs to be off the floor to prevent moisture from being trapped between the mattress and ground causing mildew/mold. More of an issue in humid places, but still - prop that bad boy up on some bricks or something idk

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Cargo pallets are about the right size, and are free, if you ask, at Lowes/ Home Depot/ other Hardware stores.

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Those are adult concerns and have no place in this childish utopia.

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[-] yozhfyfyfy@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago

I feel personally attacked

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

You just keep living your best life

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[-] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 6 months ago

NGL when I finally got an apartment that's basically what my place looked like for months

Only difference was there was also a cat tree for my cat

His tree was the second piece of furniture I bought

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 19 points 6 months ago

Idk...my back started hurting just looking at that chair but maybe that's just me.

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[-] Nomad@infosec.pub 17 points 6 months ago

You are missing one toilet paper roll

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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

I'm sorry but this is missing dog.

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[-] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

Needs at least two more monitors and one more soldering iron

[-] LeafOnTheWind@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

And a better chair. My back will die with that chair

[-] habl@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

Far from complete. A fridge with beer and junkfood is missing. Also a toilet and tissues.

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[-] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 months ago

Throw in a better chair and a mini fridge and I'm sold.

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 12 points 6 months ago

Table on the side?!?

Man don't need no extra table.

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[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 10 points 6 months ago

I need books. Lots and lots of books to be somewhat happy..

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[-] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 months ago

I think if they put computers and carpet in prison cells, they might not want to leave.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

And just where am I expected to put my collection of American Girl dolls?

[-] some_guy 9 points 6 months ago

Sorry, but I want a chair with a backrest. But other than that, no notes

(I'm going with the vibe of the joke. There's a lot more that I consider table stakes irl, don't bother me.)

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[-] kudu@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago
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[-] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 8 points 6 months ago

A SECOND table? Feeling fancy aren't we?

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago

Nah, gotta have an e-reader or tablet in there. You can't relax and read with a desktop or laptop.

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