I don't understand. Where are the Bionicles?
On the floor behind the photographer
Why the useless 2nd table?
Seems fishy...
Dude, where else would you keep the fleshlight/lotion and wetwipes?
Laptop, printer, microwavable meals, future expanded PC setup ... Back when I had corner desks, that's usually how I used the second side.
Printer? Might as well put a brick with a beeping function and a sign that says "oUt Of YeLlOw InK, cAnT pRiNt B&w"
Fuck i need a table
Those words can be arranged in different positions to get a different meaning.
"If a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house" - Dave Chappelle
I wouldn't mind a toilet
Look at Rockefeller thinking he needs his our toilet.
Mine is down the hall and I share it with 23 other people and that's the way it should be!
I tried living like this, but I couldn't. A couple more things I need:
- sheets: both a fitted sheet for the matress and a second loose sheet on top
- some kind of blanket or comforter on top of the sheets
- two pillows, one "soft" and one "firm".
That being said... tables? A chair? Who are you, the King of France? In fact you don't even need the matress, just get a futon that you can fold up for more space and use a laptop on top of that, like I'm doing right now.
No bedframe, no nightstand, only one monitor and it's tiny as hell
This looks like a prison, get me out
When you don't have a bed frame, the whole floor is your night stand!
Matress needs to be off the floor to prevent moisture from being trapped between the mattress and ground causing mildew/mold. More of an issue in humid places, but still - prop that bad boy up on some bricks or something idk
Cargo pallets are about the right size, and are free, if you ask, at Lowes/ Home Depot/ other Hardware stores.
Those are adult concerns and have no place in this childish utopia.
NGL when I finally got an apartment that's basically what my place looked like for months
Only difference was there was also a cat tree for my cat
His tree was the second piece of furniture I bought
Idk...my back started hurting just looking at that chair but maybe that's just me.
Needs at least two more monitors and one more soldering iron
And a better chair. My back will die with that chair
Far from complete. A fridge with beer and junkfood is missing. Also a toilet and tissues.
Throw in a better chair and a mini fridge and I'm sold.
I think if they put computers and carpet in prison cells, they might not want to leave.
And just where am I expected to put my collection of American Girl dolls?
Sorry, but I want a chair with a backrest. But other than that, no notes
(I'm going with the vibe of the joke. There's a lot more that I consider table stakes irl, don't bother me.)
A SECOND table? Feeling fancy aren't we?
Nah, gotta have an e-reader or tablet in there. You can't relax and read with a desktop or laptop.
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