Flush the orange turd and any wipe way any remaining shit spackles, then we'll discuss holiday plans.
Sincerely, the same half of the UK.
Got five words for you: Tabloid Press and Social Media.
Very few here in the UK actually possess the mental facilities to understand what is going on, hence why the most popular pastime is getting drunk and shouting at a screen showing millionaires punt a ball around an overly manicured field for 90 minutes.
All they know is that after decades of Conservative government and now under Labour, their lives haven't improved since the 2008 financial crisis. It's only gotten slightly worse.
So they fall hook, line, and sinker for far-right grifters who'll happily serve up easy to understand boogymen to blame all their problems on because these cunts promise radical change as a departure from the managed slow decline the middle neoliberal parties offer.
In the end, these Gammons will vote for the Sunday Roast and I will take great pleasure laughing openly in their faces.
Once a month.
It's actually become a bit of a self-care routine because I go to a Turkish barbers who'll also do ear hair burning off (nowhere near as intense as you're imagining), noise hair waxing, and a hot towel cut-throat shave.
I actually like the sensations from them all and I walk out feeling clean and fresh, gives me a monthly little boost of confidence.
As a Brit:
Hahaha hahahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'll place a call around the world,
Operator, get me Bei-jing -jing -jing!
Sudden Chaos
Banana Phone!
The impressiveness of your handy work is boardering on interesting.
There's nothing the left like doing more than infighting and the votes will be split between supporting Corbyn and the left alliance of Lib and Green: personality based populism Vs boring competence.
Labour won't get their act together because THIS is the pre-approved Blairite plan that Kier got told at DAVOS before the election by the large party backers: shift the blame to anyone but the super rich.
The end result is the same: Reform get in.
The only thing that could prevent that is Robinson forming his own party and causing a serious split of the vote on the right between Farage's Reform and whatever Robinson creates.
Well looks like it's death of the NHS then and I can't wait for all the reform voters to realise that the US style system that'll replace it will be way worse for them because they're part of the peasant class who won't be able to afford a good enough insurance network. Have fun being living organ incubators for the upper classes!
That moment when you decimate the french nobility so hard you centralise more power in the french monarch and therefore indirectly contribute to the french revolution.
I'm still learning about electrical assets for work reasons but I have quite a few pictures so I thought a Lemmy community would be a good place to visually learn about this infrastructure and how it exists in the world.
This has been shining in my eyes for the last 10 minutes whilst the bus driver takes a break.
This isn't your mother's cottage pie, this is an epic two and a half hour culinary quest to conjure the most tastiest comfort humanity has discovered so far.
The pie is layered with beef or veggie mince, then crispy onions soaked with garlic, tomato, and chilli puree, butter soaked mixed vegetables, slathered in a vegetable and red wine gravy, and topped with a cheesy and creamy smooth potato and carrot mash.
My aunt and uncle now lie in a food coma whilst I have shed a single solitary manly tear as I fear this might be my peak, though I will never stop climbing to greater heights of taste!
Title picture shows a large beef mince portion for myself and my uncle. The picture in the body text below shows a small meat-free portion for my aunt.
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You misspelt his middle name.
It's Charlie "human fountain" Kirk.