I came across a video on youtube from a major pro-business media outlet calling road diets a 'socialist ideal' and saying that the 'liberals are trying to take away our cars'. The comments were equally unhinged.

Because the gun nuts usually know enough about how firearms work to just make their own guns.

My parents didn't get me a phone until after they forgot to pick me up from school and I was left there for three hours. And even then it was a fliphone.

Yeah that would probably work

No, there's already enough junk floating around up there.

Musk probably hit it with his signature offensive odor

Its the sequel to Warframe: 1999, Warframe: North Korea.

And then they lose the hive anyway due to CCD or some nutrient deficiency that results from only consuming almond nectar.

Actually if bees don't like the hive you put them in, they absolutely will leave. I haven't had happen to me personally but I have heard of it happening to others; you put the package in and come back to find that 200$+ worth of bees just upped and flew away.

a cellar full of tactical mil spec fishing poles

Given how often my fishing poles seem to break with only light use, that's not entirely unreasonable.

We need to start using this game as a unit to measure mismanagement.

"In total, the project cost us approximately .51 Star Citizens."

My favorite is a patch note from Team Fortress 2: Fixed a server crash caused by sniper trying to eat his gun