DOWN THERE THERE'S NOT AS MUCH FOOD AS THIS!!!!

First things first. Do you have a sledgehammer?

Connections Puzzle #476 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Coffin Flop on Corncob TV is pretty good, but Comcast is trying to remove it from their broadcast lineup. They keep saying, "There's no way that many bodies are falling out of coffins." Then they tell me, "And there's no way a quarter of them are nude."

They think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me. At a dinner.

I'm trying to think of a more bizarre combination of a photo, it's title, and the adjoining caption. I cannot.

After all, you and me baby? Ain't nothin' but mammals.

Where's the shadow above the implied penis coming from? This is what's upsetting me.

He's got 999,999 problems, but leaving the country ain't one.

Sounds like you're telling me that everyone doesn't share my exact thoughts, beliefs, and opinions. That's crazy, sir/madam.

Sadly, he can only perform a single cock push up. But when you think about it... One is all you really need.

You know... I think I did know that.

We should... We should be able to watch a little porn at work