Wow, it even says, in this very article, that this is all a lie, but they know people won't read that far.

It won't be that price for a new tenant. This is special just for them.

Yeah, I won an Order Of Possession in 2010, and the landlord just laughed and said Good luck with that!

Did they offer to let them carry the links for free? Or are they using an emergency to demand a payday?

We need Basic Minimum Housing. Some sort of minimum level of housing that is available to anyone, so that no one ends up on the street.

Then you get voted out by car people who shriek that you hate cars and are trying to create a hostile environment for drivers by having a single bike rack somewhere out of the way.

Really miss ShittyDaystrom here, though!

They wouldn't be embarrassed by that. Teens would be falling over themselves to get the Tiny Dick smokes.

So, like, this only works when you watch videos on your phone? Who wants immersive audio on a six inch screen?

Perhaps being from such a hot planet, their cuisine consists of mainly chilled dishes.

Honestly, I prefer the version of the future that contains that one dude who thinks hairy cereal is an absolute banger idea.

lol I have never finished a game