Here's a few other phrases i really like from him:
~~Smoking kills you, and if you die you have lost a very important part of your life.~~
The cold war of 1715
What is a gremlin? It's a monster that hates christmas
The 35 hours of the day
It is too much of a coincidence that someone is killed and the next day he is dead.
Jesus Christ was Palestinian and was crucified by the Spanish Empire
... Yeah, he's very intelligent, as you can see
He just like me fr