Toribor

joined 2 years ago
[–] Toribor@corndog.social 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This way when I walk in I can find an open urinal between two people, pull my pants down to my ankles, put my arms around each of them and piss without touching my dick at all.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 2 points 2 months ago

You used to have to call the internet on the phone!

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 29 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I remember when memes were just a picture of a duck with wheels or a gif of a dancing baby.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When I was a teen I wore the chain from a hanging houseplant as a necklace. I wasn't goth or anything, just a fucking moron.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you're playing BotW I'd recommend emulating the Wii U version using Cemu. Performance is way better overall but you'll still need to enable a 60fps mod.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The trade-off of losing online features when emulating Nintendo games has never really felt that bad mostly because Nintendo's online capabilities have always been total ass.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 1 points 2 months ago

I guess let me know when the revolution starts or when you figure out how to overthrow the two party system since they are clearly identical and equally bad.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Now I'm a big brain enlightened centrist who can feel good and smart about doing absolutely nothing to help anyone.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 0 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Thank you for the information, you can lecture me all about how much worse Democrats are when we share a cell in El Salvador.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 2 points 2 months ago

All playable on PC for sure.

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 2 points 2 months ago

I've been trying to figure out if there is a way to do it with the new 8BitDo Ultimate controller but I don't know that it's possible. I've seen maybe you can switch it to direct input mode somehow to map the paddles but I hadn't had any success.

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