He's openly bragged about wanting to fuck his own underage daughter, so I don't even need to hide behind "allegedly" to call him a pedo creep.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The best Bethesda game since Shadowkey

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

NOT MY ABSURDIST AGENDA!!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

I actually cut off the last two on the list because 8 was even worse for your hp.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Pro tip: only base armor rating matters with that perk, meaning you can't boost it through tempering. Daedric gauntlets have the highest at 18. Additionally, Khajiit actually do 10 damage on top of the 12 damage from their claws as a result of being a "beast" race. Therefore, they do 22 damage at the start and at most 40 with the perk. Without exploits or mods, you can boost damage by 86 points through enchantments for 126 damage total.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

For me, it was GMod dark rp. I somehow repressed the memory, but there was a time when my friend and I would set up "strip clubs" and emote in front of patrons while only using text chat. Some fruity shit happened on those servers, most of which I don't remember.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

AI have brainrot confirmed? ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Nah, I love meat. I just eat it without any illusions that it's not fucked up. Ultimately, many people can't afford to not eat animal products. Being a vegan is expensive in time and money, which is why lower income people aren't as commonly vegan. It's possible for them, but it does take a ton of time and effort.

Things are this way because the full cost of the meat industry get passed off to the public as negative externalities. It's the same way with the fossil fuel industry. Chevron doesn't pay for the harm caused by greenhouse gasses in the same way that the meat industry doesn't pay for the diseases their industry spawns, the increased agricultural production to feed livestock that cuts down forests, or the fucking cow farts spewing methane.

Mocking vegans has the same energy as mocking renewable energy. It's not as bad, but only because we aren't as totally reliant on meat. Our current society cannot function on renewable energy. We'd need to effectively degrow to reach net zero, and markets will never do that. Average people cannot solve this problem by going vegan or getting solar, but that doesn't mean it's bad to do those things.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

~~Not a vegan, but you're an asshole. People recognize a genuine problem with an industry that contributes massively to climate change, antibiotic resistance, and environmental destruction, and you're mocking them? That's some South Park level shittyness/stupidity. Maybe one day you'll realize vegans have a point, but you probably won't own up to how much harm your attitude caused.~~

~~GTFO. You aren't welcome here.~~

Edit: thank you for editing the post. It really wasn't clear that it was meant to mock a shitty subset of vegans when you first posted it rather than the entire movement. I 100% agree that those people can be snobbish dicks.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago

Where do the 3rd and 4th swords come from?

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

Some jackass threw a water balloon at him recently while he was driving a low rider convertible as part of a parade. He heard someone yell about acid, so he got out and confronted the guy who punched him and assaulted his friend. The spin is that he "got into a fight," and while he did confront the guy, he didn't pick a physical fight.

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I paid 5 dollars for this meme on faceapp bc I had Google play money I never used, but faceapp is honestly worse than it used to be. There are fewer options than I remember, and no notable new features. Don't be a bimbo like me. I should've waited till I got home instead of trying to do it on mobile. Not as happy with the result.

This is the background picture, from the same Photoshop battle as the posture meme:

and of courseThe original image before using faceapp:

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For the next month, you must take your daily dose of GAY^TM^ or a kitten will cry. You may keep your straightness should you so choose. Feel free to kiss your pals a bit, as a treat.

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It doesn't matter who you are or what you ID as.

Doctor's orders ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ‘ˆ

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Found in a bin(reddit).

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