[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Either way the answer is "yes"

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I had the baby blue one. This was taken circa 2007

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I'll just die, thanks.

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Found in the wild in Tennessee

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago

I use them every day. Making science is rad as fuck.

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

He said smarter, not wealthier. I'm getting the guillotine.

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I work as a contractor, been working here for 9 years, had the same contract company all that time... Except until recently when the contract came up for bid and the old company was outbid by another. Lucky for me, they're keeping all the same people, positions, and whatnot. I like my job, I look forward to the change, I just want to keep things updated.

So, with the change, though, they're making go through the whole hiring process anew, which blows. I'm wondering how I should update my resume, when, basically, my position and responsibilities stay the same, but the company/contract has changed?

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago

"Hey, you flippy bint!"

"I... Uhh, hi?"

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 41 points 9 months ago

Usually some derogatory term. Sometimes I go out of the way to find something in another language or old English.

It's not about saying hello. It's about mind games.

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago

Actually, he's just trying to rush home. She already said the magic words.

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago

As a C++ programmer named Keith, the fuck!?

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago

Funding from the Vietcong? Interesting...

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago

"None of the Egyptian commandos were killed, but one had their leg blown off."

Passenger, moments before the raid: Hey, does anyone else hear the Benny Hill theme?

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[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

God, my mom just got nailed by one of these this weekend. It's easy for people to be like "how could you be so stupid?" But the people running this shit are so manipulative and demanding, all they need to do is to be forceful and threatening. Protect yourselves and your loved ones, folks.

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago

Then decompress after. Let fear be your cypher.

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

No one except the aforementioned motherfucker

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My wife, a vet tech, has a hospital patient named "Stephanie." It's a dog. We're both grossed out by this name. What are some others?

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