UtMan1988

joined 2 years ago
[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Reminds me of the song "Be Gay, Do Drugs, Hail Satan"

[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I remember Gizoogle...

[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Mine just says "KILL GOKU KILL GOKU"

[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

And they were roommates

[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

"Please state the nature of your genocide."

[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Guns 'N' Roses

[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Me too. I click a reddit link, and the app opens to remind me

[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (6 children)
[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
 

Got her when she was a very sick chicken nugget, nursed and raised her, now she exists to spite God.

[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Why does my phone keep showing me pictures of birds?

[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna go click that button you worked so hard on. You should be very proud!

[–] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

kill -15

Terminate normally if possible.

 

I had the baby blue one. This was taken circa 2007

 

I'll just die, thanks.

 
 

Found in the wild in Tennessee

 
 
 

I work as a contractor, been working here for 9 years, had the same contract company all that time... Except until recently when the contract came up for bid and the old company was outbid by another. Lucky for me, they're keeping all the same people, positions, and whatnot. I like my job, I look forward to the change, I just want to keep things updated.

So, with the change, though, they're making go through the whole hiring process anew, which blows. I'm wondering how I should update my resume, when, basically, my position and responsibilities stay the same, but the company/contract has changed?

 
 
 

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My wife, a vet tech, has a hospital patient named "Stephanie." It's a dog. We're both grossed out by this name. What are some others?

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