WizardOfLoneliness

joined 2 years ago

Im ready for someone to start Luigi'ing these fuckers

This only works if you brick your phone first

Telling people you have no opsec makes your opsec worse btw

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I wish the UN would slam some bombs on the people responsible

My partner basically does 2 hours of actual work and then sits around on her phone or reading a book. She takes 2 hours of naps during her 8 hour shift. She gets paid almost twice what i do. She hates her job 😑

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 6 points 14 hours ago

I think of it as the Do Not Come speech but yes

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 3 points 22 hours ago

sorry I meant derbin mcnafry

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 12 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

Maybe y'all have kept it in your minds but it just hit me that we literally have an emoji enshrining the exact moment Kamala Harris said "i will be just as fascist as Trump on immigration" which is p. turbofucked as the Libs do their shitty Trump focused protest "resistance" while the dems clearly want to run Kamala again (even though she'll probably lose again)

the emoji btw volcel-kamala

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 5 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Dance proud, fuck safe, but absolutely volcel-kamala. Keep your fluids to yourselves, citizens volcel-judge

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 8 points 22 hours ago

okay like I get it fuck AI and everything but there is some level of novelty to taking what was meant to be a horny roleplay chatbot and be like "yeah but you're Mao Zedong now" and then it suddenly starts talking about how we need to immediately bring education and literacy to the peasantry in order to overthrow the corrupt Elven nobility

don't tar and pitchfork me folks, I didn't mess around with ChatGPT initially because you needed to make an account so I'm way behind on being jaded with the world-burning mechanical turk, let me have my fun

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 8 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

even if they weren't run by the democrats literally what is the point, you go show up in the middle of London going "down with the U.S." like idk just seems like a massive waste of time when I think protests within the U.S. are already a massive waste of time. My entire life I have only ever seen masses of people go out to "show support" for whatever, but who cares? not the people in power, at least not in a way that gets anything positive done about the issues being protested (they might care enough to, yknow, funnel more weapons to the police)

I said it yesterday but it's like going out to vote in an election that's already over. It doesn't matter how many millions of bodies you mobilize in the street unless there's some framework for that to matter, whether it's an election or having enough people in that crowd being willing to physically, violently do something about it

and then again, for protests about the U.S. to be happening outside of the U.S.? i just cannot imagine a more useless action or a bigger waste of time for all involved. But hey, it's the democrats

This doesn't mean "don't be aware of U.S. politics" like idfk how you got that from my post. Going to a march in downtown Toronto to say "down with ICE" (and let's be real, this would be way more radical than 90% of what you'd see there) isn't really engaging in politics in a meaningful way though

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 33 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

What is the fucking point of doing one of these fucking protests in another country? Jesus fucking christ

 

Im supposed to believe there are THAT many Americans whose teeth are in such good condition they'll still be biting people after 3 years of being dead? lol yeah right, who's giving these zombies dentures??

 

Mint is the hardiest most invasivest shit ever and like I cannot stress enough how quickly and vigorously it grows. If you ever need mint just like root a cutting and plant it and give it some fertilizer like once a week and you'll have more mint than anybody could ever need for their entire lifetime

I transplanted a basketball sized mint plant into a bigger pot two weeks ago and it's quintupled in size with leaves the size of my hand. I literally do not know what to do with it. I offered like a pound of it to my weed dealer and you know what he said? nah he's trying to kill the shit growing around his house

 

Looks like a different kinda mushroom than the last one

 

Should i go take it and rub it on the dead stump in my back yard

 

J.k it's a teaser this danish animation studio put on their twitter

 

specifically how his leg hairs, in the pool, would float up and the sun would shine through them and the children at the pool would touch his leg hairs?

the lemmy thread about Trump's mental decline which, of course, could not help but go "Biden was NEVER THIS BAD" made me think of it

Anyway that's the post, i'll let the reader draw their own conclusions

 

there's so much wild shit out there like, they got a cross between brussel sprouts and kale now, it grows little kale nuggets, it's weird

Im a huge fan of broccolini except idfk what to call it because that's apparently a trade mark of the Del Monte corporation and other places call it "sweet baby broccoli" but that's INACCURATE because it ISN'T BABY BROCCOLI it's actually a cross between BROCCOLI and GAI LAN which yields the succulent floral broccoli tops combined with the crisp crunchy asparagus like stalk of the gai lan and altogether a super premium ultra vegetable. I love that shit

If you want broccolini tips i've been tossing it in a light lemon garlic vinaigrette and then throwing it on the char grill until it's charred and people go omg your broccolini, it is a so amazing

Anyway what are some other good weird brassicas y'all enjoy

 

Like if you think about all the time wasted, that people are made to waste, just because google was like "if we made this work shittier people would be on google more," all that shit adds up.

There's only 42,076,800 minutes in 80 years, so if google makes every adult in the country waste even a minute of their time, that's already multiple lifespans worth of "wasted time," and I can promise you the actual number of wasted minutes in the ten plus years they've been shitfucking their own product is orders of magnitude greater than that

so like idk i guess what I'm saying is google owes us a few lives and we should start with its execs

 
 

First take some potatoes and boil them or steam them until they're tender, then let those bad boys cool down

Once they're cool enough to handle, get your fingers all up in there and tear them apart all goblin mode until they're bite sized chunks

Then go deep fry the chunks until they're a dark golden brown

Congratulation, you have now cooked a really good potato, now you can toss it in seasoning or a sauce or just eat like like a fuckin animal, either way you'll be like "oh, oh wow"

 

I can figure it out on my own i just thought y'all might have some better ideas for me to steal

Current plan so far is grilled eggplant steaks I'm gonna rub in olive oil and crushed toasted fennel seed/cumin/etc and serve with a drizzly lemon garlic tahini sauce, with one side being grilled broccolini that's also gonna be lemony and garlicky and good

the sous chef and i were lazy on Friday and didn't really figure out third thing but he was like "what about chickpeas and uhhhh tomatoes" so my current plan is roast some chickpeas, roast some diced tomatoes, toss it all together and season it like if i made harissa paste but leave the tomatoes chunky

any other ideas chat, or does that sound good, i get nervous my menu will be stupid. but chickpeas add protein and starch so like..

 

they've had nine years! where's my gay digital adventure, ZOE

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