Spongebob is the Hero of the Bourgeoisie, a tireless golden goose worker who volunteers for free to protect their profits
WizardOfLoneliness
oh my god, like, I got a "spicy cajun bell pepper" plant from Walmart, right? and this fucker is just shooting out peppers every which way, so I plucked off the first one because it was in a really stupid spot (idiot plant doesn't know what it's doing) and chopped it up to taste it
it was so, fuckin, spicy, what the fuck, it was spicier than a jalapeno
I had spice mouth feeling on my lips for an hour and a half after trying a little bit of one, and even though I washed my hands with dish soap like 3 times I still touched my eyes and shit and FUCK.
I've never grown peppers before so idk if it was extra spicy because it was very immature or if it'll be even spicier when I eat one I've allowed to ripen but like, fuck. spicy bell pepper indeed, christ on a cracker
i like feeling dizzy and sick for realism
stupid cook at my job got me with this and I'm not mad
just gonna leave this quote here for no reason
"I mean, if you think about it, it's insane that bike locks are legal. And just, like... available to the public. I mean, do you have any idea how much power you wield with just your imagination and a bike lock? I mean, I could just walk past a Baskin Robbins and be like "you're closed.""
They're actually kinda scary ngl
I posted a video the other night i saw of some nerd on youtube who built some stupid powerful laser, already enough to set records, then put an optical lens on it to focus it and long story short it could ignite (burning, not melting) a penny in seconds
The thing is im pretty sure those high powered lasers they wouldn't see the source and then they wouldn't see anything ever again
Sounds like some kinda bolete then
I don't mind some crossover stuff but the whole thing about MTG is it having its own developed lore and art and stuff and suddenly having X Men MTG cards or whatever is really imo immersion breaking. But i don't play MTG so idk that's just my opinion
You guys think chatgpt can't understand when actually it really took that quote to heart
okay I'll pirate it