specifically how his leg hairs, in the pool, would float up and the sun would shine through them and the children at the pool would touch his leg hairs?

the lemmy thread about Trump's mental decline which, of course, could not help but go "Biden was NEVER THIS BAD" made me think of it

Anyway that's the post, i'll let the reader draw their own conclusions

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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 44 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Remember that time Biden said poor people were just as smart as white people?

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

yea

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

I love all people, it don't matter if you're white, yellow, poor, or Mexican.

[–] dragongloss@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Yeah and it sounded like a Zapp Brannigan quote from the When Aliens Attack episode of Futurama.

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Remember when his eye filled with blood during one of the primary debates and the media and libs all completely memory holed it lmao

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Eyes just do that sometimes, fat

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Listen mack, I got more blood than I know what to do with! My wife Dr. Joe Biden says that's a good thing, alright? Not a joke! Not a joke. Aww man I don't recognize this place... I talk too much, I yield my time man

biden-rember

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My wife Dr. Joe Biden

oh my god it turns out all this time the Other Biden was actually his WIFE, of course!

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

I feel like I might have just heard felix-linus say "my wife Dr. Joe Biden" in the Biden voice before but part of me is convinced he actually said it at some point

c'mon man, if ya wanna be Santa Claus, ya gotta work like an elf

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

I remember during that debate he sounded extra cogent and people were joking that he must've been on some kind of stimulant.

Bet his eye did that because he suddenly had a higher blood flow than normal because he /actually was/ on a stimulant or something lmao.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I got HAIRY LEGS that

that

that that

that that that

that that that that TURN BLONDE in the SUN!

Edit:

Source for the curious: https://youtu.be/oihV9yrZRHg?t=414

I always used to think that leg hair story was taken out of context, then I watched the whole thing and realize there is no context.

lol

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah it was even worse with the "stutter"

[–] ItsPequod@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

"I got hairy legs" is used for the best soundbyte on my discord

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[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's almost too bad his ass is going to explode and kill him before he can run again in 2028

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

i'll vote for Biden's Exploding Ass in 2028 for sure tho

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

I remember it, and I remember it being incredibly hard to find online

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Remember when he said "huvudububba" and "battle box"

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

I don't and neither does he

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

little battle fellas

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

brandon And I love kids jumping on my lap

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[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

RIP Corn Pop