No, you just underestimate the size of a buc-ees.

Also they were using Health Care IDs for identification, from the universal healthcare, that's the most unrealistic part.

Sometimes classroom training doesn't translate.

Or their skull bones, because according to the law they passed, those aren't required for life.

I think I have what you are looking for

The earth contains bacon.

The Republican party has evolved from organized crime to domestic terrorists.

Don't kink shame me! Gaping security violations get me all hot and bothered. Sometimes I check my bank account on public WiFi, just for the thrill.

The injuries involved the phrase "labia fused to leg".

now I'm upset that his father gave him a government job and placed him in charge of peace in the middle east...

They have a very different view of what constitutes an unsafe space, for the last day or so every time I saw a username with pronouns my whole body would tighten up anticipating some randomly aggressive attack post. I hate that they made me feel that way about something that should be good. I will not miss them.

Good news! Soon the doom won't be impending!