Zier

joined 2 years ago
[–] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I had no idea there was a Regan as well as my fictional Reagan. I'm going to start a Psychic Hotline, only $2.99 a minute. :)

[–] Zier@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago

"Ronnie would never listen to facts, so they filled his head with silicone."

[–] Zier@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just a reminder that you need to dumb yourself down to sit through reality tv. Most of the 'contestants' are about as smart as a plastic bottle. And about as irritating as squeezing that empty bottle repeatedly.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

I'm guessing he kept raping their farm animals.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 10 points 1 week ago

The best way to commit crimes and not get caught is to make the government a non-function entity.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 17 points 1 week ago (18 children)

You will be shocked to learn that gays don't need a 'blessing' or the 'church'. We are quite happy (gay!!) without any of that.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago (7 children)

2025, now featuring Donald Reagan.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

Also listed under the definition of, Horror and Nightmare. Just a helpful cross reference.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Stop following Dr Oz, he's a quack!

[–] Zier@fedia.io 78 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Enacting tariffs against our trading partners, and excellent neighbors, as well as allies, is an act of war. It puts America in 'national security' peril. We are not being attacked by Canada or Mexico. It's putin's Russia you need to be concerned about, you orange cancer.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 15 points 1 week ago

I was thinking it only lets you "turn to the right". No left turns allowed.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 38 points 1 week ago

♫ like a bad neighbor... our check has bounced. ♫

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