Maybe they're interpreting "not the onion" literally.

Finally a not onion post

Masking. Not really for hygiene reasons. As an introvert, it made me less shy. I feel naked going outside without one.

I'm tiered of all the animal with glassesrule

I'm just trying to carry the conversation forward.

This is just on the top of my head, but since obesity is one of the leading causes of death, coupled with the stigma of getting into relationships with obese people, in the far future the genes somehow responsible for obesity would be gone. Those who would survive and pass on their genes are the normal or at most, overweight ones.

It's short but it's a nice setup for the next battle.

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!

It's baffling that the Speaker can be practically anyone, including non-members of what it represents.

Lurkers are not counted I think. I prefer browsing. Let me comment so I can be "active."

Perky!

I'm gonna comment so as to be counted as active.