I guess here's hoping to get those sweet first class tickets on Air Turkei again. Or, at least a pardon.

Well, obviously, every teacher should have a crocodile and proper training.

Mr inbetween is the best show no one has heard of. I've watched the whole series multiple times now. I'm sad it was so short. Personally, I think it is better than other popular/critically acclaimed shows like breaking bad.

Ah, that be a rare double troll. Bravo.

Well. This comic certainly isn't making it easier.

It's so weird that YouTube is their second most profitable venture after adsense. It's like they thought, we have a virtual monopoly on internet ads, Internet video, and web browsers. Let's combine their power to make people watch non stop ads while tracking them worse than the CIA. Then, let's be very surprised when people don't like us and we get hit with antitrust lawsuits. Fuck Google.

The doctor had a tear in his eye. He said that "was the greatest colon he's ever seen". Much better than crooked Joe's colon. Beautiful colon. He also said that I had the most bigly penis he's ever seen.

Sometimes there's a positive story that just makes your day. I bet those lawyers were expensive!

But, you don't understand the toilet. The toilet cannot be monetized if we cannot see you taking a poo. Changing the glass doors will completely kill a trillion dollar industry.

Good. This should have been clarified years ago, and not just in California. I've bought too much content that is no longer accessible. For instance, from the Wii store...

I'm sure they were dead weight. I trust open AI completely and all tech gurus named Sam. Btw, what happened to that Crypto guy? He seemed so nice.

The last scenario is clearly a breach of anti-trust laws. It is time for alphabet to be broken up. Their monopoly is way worse than AT&T every was.