Don't let this man run away with the midterms! It can't be a cakewalk! Jog your memory to canvas for the next election. Greg Abbott should just walk away!
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Also, they don't give a fuck about veterans either. Their healthcare is going away too.
That's because he fucked a child. Just to be clear. That's the reason.
Umm, I said I can't wait to be called a slur sir.
Worst Superman has harsh words for creator of better Superman. After playing the part for a decade, Dean Cain still doesn't understand the character.
I can't wait for my car to call me a liberal Kike, then confidentiality state that it is Kaiser Hitler the memelord.
That girl is definitely going to rebel and become a corporate lawyer.
I'm so lucky that my password is hunter2
Let me get two Big Macs and two apple pies A little bit of Sprite and a side of fries Let me get a McDouble, let me get a McChicken Hot sauce, make sure that shit kickin' I want a McRib, before I McPiss Let me get a hash brown if it isn't lunch yet If it is, I'ma be McSad and upset Let me get some nuggets too I want a bundt cake and a parfait Two of them, I really had a hard day Let me get a McCafe latte And a couple hundred large shamrock shakes Powerade, Hi-C Ranch snack wrap on the side, please? Let me get a burger with a slice of cheese But no onions or pickles, so hold that please I want a McFlurry, two of those One M&M, one Oreo's I want everything on the dollar menu And a burger with jalapenos Let me get a snack wrap for my backpack Better not tax that, add duck sauce, no Aflac Taking everything to go, so pack that in a black bag Hi-Rez eatin' all the flapjacks Did you get all that?
Eww gross. Thank you for identifying which link to stay away from.
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Look Mark, can I call you Mark? I've got a mangled tiny penis, and I compensate for it in many different and weird ways. Sometimes it's raping woman or girls. Other times, it is saying and doing awful racist things. Sometimes it is just doing nonsensical things. Mark, the girls in the pee pee tape laughed at it. Anyways, that's why Canada has to pay 35% tariffs.