barnaclebutt

joined 2 years ago
[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Not milk first you weirdo.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Finally a good use for AI... Chatty slimey, I'm playing a game. Please execute a kernel exploit.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Don't do evil. Unless it makes you rich. Fuck you poors. Also, you don't own anything you Youtube addicted slobs. That free email wasn't worth it was it?

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The cool things the world's most imaginary billionaire says.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I guess they don't like Timmy's terrible coffee? Shit heads.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Honey, relax. It's the blood I suck from you at night. That's how I control your mind. Also, I have super herpes, AIDS, and meningitis. The latter I spread to you like a tick.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, the troubles before ad blockers

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago

Oh my god, congratulations Erika. Look how far you got exploiting that bullet in your husband's neck! Amazing. I'm sure his gay rumours were untrue, and that you loved each other so much! I hope you also one day get that closeted couch fucker away from his dirty foreigner wife! Such inspiration. Beautiful.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 62 points 2 weeks ago (15 children)

Jeez. They really don't. And, I guess they shouldn't. Their stance is that device certification shouldn't be necessary in the first place which I agree with considering this is not done for computers (don't do this tech bro shitheads).

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Why do democrats just suck so much? None of them have any balls and it is impossible not to see them as also bought and paid for.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

I cast shittest ontoilet enhancer as a counter. Your spell had no effect on me worm.

 

What's a good place to get audiobooks? I didn't see a link on the usual spots.

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