I love how corporate behavior is all "free market! competition creates better value for the customer!" Then they keep increasing their prices steadily and when that price becomes too much for the consumer they complain about not having any sales anymore and need to increase prices even more to cover lost profits... instead of doing the free market thing which is... ya know... lowering their prices to stay competitive.
Whatever happened to that?
He took all the money he was going to use to do that, put it in a duffelbag with X
written on the side, and burned it.
No. His dad really was OJ
Windows ~~10~~ XP
My personal theory on why old people become miserable conservative pricks is that we're born into this world knowing absolutely nothing, and spend every moment of our lives trying to figure out what in the fuck is going on. Over time, you start to figure some of it out. Then, when you've finally started to get a hold of some shit, and finally start to get into a rhythm of what you're supposed to do, the next generations come in and start changing shit.
People aren't against things being better. But they are against not knowing what the fuck they're supposed to do in life. The problem is the overlap. Changing something for the better means people that spent their whole life doing it one way are now in a state of chaos and uncertainty, which is followed by fear.
So you slowly become conservative, and resist all change.
Little Bobby drop tables
Correcting your teeth is something you'll enjoy the rest of your life. Don't let your worries about how people will precieve you now impact the rest of your life
Emperor Nero is rumored to have cause the great fire of Rome in 64 AD that burned over 2/3rds of the city
Easiest way to start hating your new hobby is visiting it's subreddit.
It's obvious for video games because you can assume anyone that wants to be active on a specific game sub is probably a try hard that talks about the meta, or max DPS builds, or other annoying stuff. But then you visit something like the carbon steel pan subreddit, or grilled cheese, and you're continually assaulted with this idea that there are only specific pans and oils that are correct, or that your grilled cheese isn't actually a grilled cheese because it was cooked too close to an open pack of salami.
Grandpa: Japanese spruce, Chinese pine. They all look the same to me.
replaces The Late Late Show with James Corden.
Good news everyone!
It's not meant to be taken literally. It's just a modification of the quote Trump said about illegal aliens crossing the border.