Talk about shitty nominative determinism.

I mean, if the goal is to flabbergast your opponent he's the king.

I didn't find out until after I had gone to see it. I thought it was just ballet, but they had some WEIRD segments like the opera about atheism or the organ harvesting dance number.

I thought wasabi was its own unique root veggie type, didn't realize it was a radish relative. Horseradish obviously, but if we're talking the round red radishes you get in the produce section, those aren't spicy. Mildly peppery at best, but I would never refer to them as spicy per se.

Hard disagree. I eat the smaller round ones raw all the time. Y'all need to step your game up.

Don't forget that Falun Gong, the religious cult behind Shen-Yun, also bankrolls the Epoch Times.

Radishes are not spicy, I've never understood this. It's almost entirely water!

Now I know how Timmy ended up in that well.

Another cubicle classic.

The Mustard Tiger!

Here's hoping he sucks enough votes from Trump's campaign, and then gets eaten by a bear.

Holy shit, this would be an amazing plot for a show.