That bitch deserves the chair.

Little teefies

More stable, too.

He's already handcuffed and taking in oxygen through a mask, why did they even need to sedate him? What the actual fuck?

Another service to add to the pile of things Google barely supported then killed.

Unsinkable II got me.

I'm just imagining a Cessna wearing a giant pair of Groucho Marx glasses.

Goth girl-field? What will they think of next?

anon chooses photo of someone who literally got crushed to death by a terminator in a gunfight

utopia

Easy, just write a program that takes the fractions of a cent that are rounded off during bank transactions and deposits them in an account you control. It's foolproof.

My condolences to his family, that must have been a horrifying experience and I'm sorry for their loss. Human moment out of the way, I almost thought this was an Onion article. That headline is hysterical.

Wasn't it seen as progressive and liberating at the time since it helped cement the existence of the weekend?