[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

That's so much thermal mass. Very little other than the sun will have the energy output to do this. Certainly not in the time it would need to take to steal a car.

[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

No. The issue is websites are trash, not the crawlers. SEO has created a weird amalgamation of content, filler, and keywords. It's why recipe sites have stories with every recipe.

Google very much is responsible for the current web design though.

[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

In red ink at a 45° angle. He's basically a sovcit now.

[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

I specifically trained myself away from it when I went to working remote. I don't want to be tied to my desk when I could spend my day at the park, beach, coffee shop, bar, on a boat, or Disneyland and still get work done.

[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Hokay, so here's the Bible... Chillin.

"Damn, that is a sweet Bible" you might say.

WRONG

Alright.

Ruling out the second coming,

Heaven becoming crashed into us,

Our savior leaving, and reality exploding,

we're definitely going to burn in hell.

Hokay.

So, basically we've got

Adam, Eve, Abraham, Cain, Abel, Joseph, the Hittites, and us with sins.

We've got about 2600 more than anybody else...whatever.

Anyway,

one day God decides those Gomorrah sons of a bitches are going down.

So, he launch retribution at Gomorrah.

While it’s on it's way, Gomorrah is like “SHIT! SHIT! Who the fuck is burning us!?”

“Oh well, rape the visitors!”

Then in Babel Gods like

“Shit guys, zey got ze tower, zey are communicating. Confuse their language!”

“But I am le tired!”

“Well, have a nap, THEN SCATTER THEM!”

Meanwhile, Hebrews are down there like

“WTF, mate?”

Noah, Shem, and God flood all the lands,

so, now we've got plagues flying everywhere, passing each other.

Egypt’s like

“AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH LOCUSTS!!!”

The Four Horsemen's like

“‘Bout that time, eh chaps?”

...

“Righto.”

So, now the Church is like

“Fuck. We’re dumbasses.”

Goliath is like

“What's going on, eh?”

Hebrews are still like

“WTF?”

Mt Olympus is laughing at us

and Pontius Pilate is like

“Well, fuck that.”

Shit, now we've got a Messiah.

Everyone's saved

‘cept Hebrews

and they're still like

“WTF?”

...

But they'll be dead soon...fucking Christ deniers.

But

assuming we don't condemn ourselves up,

us Christians just have to worry about

Jesus breaking off from the Kingdom of Heaven...

to go hang with the Muslims...

Palestinians can come too.

THE END!

[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

To be fair, they make great librarians. When they aren't turning into other objects on the boat from the Lost Continent.

[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 141 points 3 weeks ago

If your business cannot survive paying living wages then your business does not deserve to survive.

Your business is not more important than the employees, despite whatever they try to say.

67

I'm planning on getting a dog soon and would love some tips and tricks.

My tip is that when you take your dog for a walk, before crossing any street make them sit and wait for you to tell them to cross.

It helped when my dog got out a few times he would only walk around the block and never cross streets or run into traffic.

[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 182 points 3 months ago

I still prefer these to seo optimized, ad riddled articles with videos that are somehow 8 minutes long to show a 5-10 second part of the game.

[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 100 points 4 months ago

Regrettably, there is currently no substitute product offered.

I really don't think you regret a God damn thing broadcom.

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Just refound You Blew It! Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree and wanted more songs to add to my seasonal playlist this year.

[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 235 points 9 months ago

Can't stand it. Censoring yourself so some random ass company can make more ad revenue.

Fuck that.

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Does anyone else hear it?

[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 194 points 10 months ago

“That’s why we’ve not released this to the public yet. That’s the first intervention for the whole drive.”

Why is it on any car, even his, on public roads? Why should untested, unregulated software be controlling thousands of pounds of metal at all?

[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 103 points 10 months ago

That's not a menu! That's a QR code!

So I threw it on the ground

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