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Unfortunately, it sounds "money" isn't one of their strong points right now.

Ah who am I kidding, they just to release a chatgpt-written book, or a GoFundMe, and rubes will drain their social security to support them.

Well you see, one time an evil wizard cast a spell on the whole world...

In a rare moment of unity, anarchists across the world formed a committee to represent the entirety of their people. They swiftly issued a press release denouncing my groove, and stating they had no affiliation with me, and then dissolved their committee.

Maybe they will incorrectly claim you've died, and then your cause of death will be being fired out of a cannon with confetti. That'd be one for the record books.

Putin Derangement Syndrome

I can't dance to anything 😎

True!

(Sorry, it wasn't my goal to be a buzz kill, I really did want to see if I could get some feedback.)

I love video games, but I told my cousin not to go into that field because of how terribly game developers are treated/paid, and that if your plan is to make an indie hit like balatro or Minecraft, you probably would have better luck playing the lottery. But I'm not really in that industry, I've just read a lot of articles. If anyone is actually in that line of work, would you say my warning was accurate?

For years I've read about scientists creating a bacteria that would live in our mouth and produce stuff that would kill cavity-causing bacteria, and how it was almost ready. If we nabbing scientists, I'm tempted to get one of them.

Totally, I was at the beach, and this guy walked up...well, I say "walked" but he didn't really use his legs all the way. And as she, wait did I say it was a guy?, well anyways they turned the thing on and it was SO LOUD and I swear, all the waiters dropped their watchamacallits. Wait, maybe it was at a restaurant? Hmmm....

"If you can talk, you can work!"