I have a dumb question. Is there any way that this is actually a good thing? I assume that if one is sentenced to prison, they may be ordered to report to prison pending appeal. Then based on the outcome of that [those] appeal[s], they may have to continue being imprisoned or may be released from prison. So if one is sent to prison, there's a certain chance that they will be out three to six months later, but a lesser chance that they will be out a week later, as I imagine there is a delay for the appeal to be heard.

Am I just clutching at straws of optimism / I have no idea how any of this works?

The one remaining Supreme Court justice: Justice AOC

If we're selecting cool max ages for things I suggest 69.

Apparently he's an ex-Newsmax anchor. It explains everything. https://www.thedailybeast.com/ex-newsmax-star-addison-smith-mocked-for-making-his-wedding-proposal-about-hating-gay-people

Tell me you're recording this concert for your daughter without telling me you're recording this concert for your daughter.

...wut

CAN I GET AN AMEN

I'm old enough (as are, I imagine, a good percentage of lemmings) to remember when you actually could use the web without an ad blocker. It didn't last long, but it was glorious. Those must be the halcyon days that everyone sits around the old folks' home reminiscing about.

Second or third button down on the right side will sometimes mute it. (I always mute it before I start filling because FU advertisers!)

Of course now there are new pumps with full screen video that may or may not have a mute button. It would almost be too much to bear if not for the refreshing taste of an ice cold Coca-Cola.

Afraid to upvote this in case someone later attempts to prove I viewed this data with my eyes

Lemmy probably isn’t the target audience for this, here’s the steps to bypass the MS account requirement when setting up W11:

"Install Linux"

They also drew about as much current as a hairdryer. (Kidding - it was closer to a desktop PC, though.)