[-] creamed_eels@toast.ooo 27 points 5 months ago

That sounds tough. I once knew someone who had a medical issue with severe dietary restrictions like you, and a tone deaf coworker was like “haha at least you can lose weight, sounds great!” FFS

[-] creamed_eels@toast.ooo 27 points 7 months ago

I saw an instagram post of Lauren’s with a picture of Bezos shirtless and the caption read something like “is it just me, or is it hot in here” and the first comment was “it’s just you”

[-] creamed_eels@toast.ooo 27 points 8 months ago

“Oh bother! America steals all the hunny!”

[-] creamed_eels@toast.ooo 24 points 8 months ago

A while ago I read Bezos was posed a question about why he isn’t using his money and power to help impoverished people. IIRC he replied with something along the lines of “oh, we did a study and poverty is a moral failing, it can’t be solved, now if you’ll excuse me I have to go buy a dick-shaped rocket”

Ok, I made the rocket part up but you get the idea, Jeff Bezos is a pos

[-] creamed_eels@toast.ooo 30 points 9 months ago

Hey, you can only listen/watch if you paid for it…

…in increasingly convoluted, limited and expensive ways designed to force you to subscribe to multiple platforms in order to access the same content you had seven years ago except for a lot more money and a lot less choice!

[-] creamed_eels@toast.ooo 24 points 9 months ago

The plans included funding for new mothers and not just "maternity capital" for families with two or more children, in addition to welfare benefits for low-income families and free school meals for a four-year period.

Hey regressives! You love Russia so much, why don’t we follow their example?

[-] creamed_eels@toast.ooo 24 points 10 months ago

That was back when no one thought Trump really had a chance in hell. As soon as he saw Trump picking up steam he fell over himself hitching his flaccid, pathetic clown car right to that hate train like the mealy-mouthed bottom-feeding suction eel he is

[-] creamed_eels@toast.ooo 28 points 10 months ago

When I was a kid I walked uphill, barefoot in the snow to kill!

[-] creamed_eels@toast.ooo 27 points 11 months ago

I heard your senator went into the senate and ate everything in the senate and they had to close the senate!

[-] creamed_eels@toast.ooo 27 points 11 months ago

If he’s so cognitively impaired, then how come he’s able to operate a time machine?

[-] creamed_eels@toast.ooo 25 points 1 year ago

The only way any of that would matter to the types of people that voted for him would be if there were a “D” behind his name. Otherwise, it’s totally fine

[-] creamed_eels@toast.ooo 24 points 1 year ago

Until they pass a law preventing the movement of people to other areas for healthcare because it’s too woke or something. We simply can’t have people getting liberal heart transplants, it’s against the freedom…of…the right to…bear freeze peach…I dunno

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