[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 44 points 1 week ago

Is it just my imagination, or did that weasely fuck spend the entire time Walz was talking trying to do a Jim Halpert look at the camera?

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 73 points 2 weeks ago

It's a show called Mystery Science Theater 3000. It's about someone stuck in space by evil scientists and forced to watch bad movies with his robot companions (played by puppets). The show is made up mostly of them watching the movie with only their silhouettes in the bottom of the screen as they make fun of the movie, like in the comic, with occasional segments where they leave the theater and usually do some kind of skit related to the film.

It's kinda corny but it's a fun show. They have a channel on YouTube where they upload some of the episodes and play others live, and an app where you can watch most of them ad-free.

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 66 points 3 weeks ago

Nazis have a rich history of stealing symbols and coopting movements. They're like hateful little magpies who steal any shiny bits of culture they find and take them back to their nests to shit all over them.

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 49 points 3 weeks ago

Implying nerds (myself included) no longer incessantly quote Monty Python at each other.

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 57 points 4 weeks ago

Don't forget transgender surgery on illegal immigrants. He can't even keep his strawmen straight.

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 45 points 4 months ago

LGBTQ IS A GROUP OF PEDOPHILES. PLEASE IGNORE THE LITERAL PEDOPHILIA MY COLLEAGUES AND I ARE DEFENDING.

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 42 points 6 months ago

Lies are Truth

War is Peace

Freedom is Slavery

Ignorance is Strength

Go back to whatever Orwellian hellscape you crawled from you traitorous fuck

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 41 points 6 months ago

Of course, it's why he's so popular with Republicans

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 65 points 8 months ago

Wow, that was easy, it came off by itself!

Quick followup, how do you remove a carrot from your nasal cavity?

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 46 points 11 months ago

Alternative episode: Sisko believes that he can solve something in the normal, intended way and not a horrible, fucked up way. He solves it with baseball.

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 63 points 11 months ago

schools are prohibited from teaching the idea that ... any individual should feel discomfort, guilt, anguish or any other form of psychological distress on account of his or her race or sex

The party of "facts don't care about your feelings," passing laws to keep facts from hurting their feelings.

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 72 points 1 year ago

Okay, we're going to be using this isolinear chip reprogrammer Bosnian Bill and I made...

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