Erm, you can soil yourself in panic and excuse yourself to the bathroom. Works every single time.
dantel
Only during COVID...
For me it is 'someoe using Excel (at all)'.
Seeing people bragging about cool 'apps' and 'databases' they created in their department only to find out it is Excel. Oh the pain...
Is there a Lemmy version of r/woosh?
Haha, okay but that's more like Darth Vader.
Maybe we won't, cancelling midterms is Trumps new favorite topic.
Oh, they came pretty close already - almost killing a baby: https://newrepublic.com/post/205376/ice-attack-car-kids-six-month-old-unconscious
The syntax is a little weird IMHO. I can't help but read it as 'NOT code_review@programming.dev' ...
My bet is we'll be seeing ICE shooting children first. And some more of children shooting siblings. School shootings are a given, anyway.
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It is shaping up very nicely! One more nitpick: cloud that button say something like 'Join Lemmy (instance name)'?
So that any fool understands what it does. Join instance name has the potential to confuse some people, because they don't know what joining instance name means - especially if some instance is chosen which name is more on the cryptic site.
But anyway, very nice!
They only have a problem with the 'walking around armed might provoke law enforcement to shoot you, so don't do it' narrative.
They don't like telling people not to carry guns. That's all.