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[–] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Watching anyone else use a computer, really. It's agonizing.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

All of it is painful..... but the pain of watching someone need to go between 2 windows repeatedly without using alt/tab.Just shoot me

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They minimise the window first before pulling the next one up from the tray.

Then they accidentally click the x...

[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

EVERYTHING is GONE!

[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago

Honestly, that's me when I have to use Windows because I've gotten so used to the workspace centered workflow of GNOME 😭

[–] db2@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (4 children)

You misspelled "production database" 😈

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Using excel as production database is just crazy

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 8 points 2 days ago

Doesn’t mean we don’t use it as our main database

[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Watching production database use Excel?

[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
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[–] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] galaxy_nova@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How about “upstream changes without telling you”

[–] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Surprise features.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Dont you put that evil on us Ricky Bobby!

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hating Excel is something for which I get payed, but man, how better my life has been after PowerQuery.

[–] teuniac_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Inside Excel?

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or AutoCAD. I hide all the icons so people won't use my computer. "Where's the move button?"

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There's a move button? Why?

And also, why is that person using AutoCad, when they clearly should be given a fancy table and some different sizes of pencil.

[–] dantel@programming.dev 12 points 2 days ago

For me it is 'someoe using Excel (at all)'.

Seeing people bragging about cool 'apps' and 'databases' they created in their department only to find out it is Excel. Oh the pain...

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago
[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Common, that's not fair! The other MS products also deserve to be mentioned here.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Admax@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I don't know how I should feel about getting this joke

I never learned how to use it so I relate but in a different way

Oh god, imagine mob programming or pairing in a bank. Just with excel. Couldn't, wouldn't. Would run.