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Lilly (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by devil_d0c@lemmy.world to c/cat@lemmy.world

Full name: Lilliana Los Pantalones

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by devil_d0c@lemmy.world to c/cat@lemmy.world

the stretch, the fur, the belly

[-] devil_d0c@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago

Damn poor guy. I'll put 20 bucks on his books for Ramen. Dudes a true patriot.

[-] devil_d0c@lemmy.world 84 points 9 months ago

Big tech won't chip in is my bet. My company maintains its own version of Linux that has some specific certifications. Updating that box requires an act of god. My bet is that the companies that can afford to will create their own "LTS" versions that just get older and older, and more broken and exploited as time goes on...

Sorry, long night at work =/

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mood (lemmy.world)

Commit message: update .gitlab-ci.yml

[-] devil_d0c@lemmy.world 62 points 10 months ago

No this is about money.

In 15 years there won't be any live action "big budget" movies anymore, they will be generated using ai models and licensing the likeness of actors.

The fact that they are eating 500M right now means that they are confident in their models, hence my 15 year prediction.

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I dunno... just software engineering things I guess.

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lgtm 👍 (lemmy.world)

115 files changed and almost 3k lines added... sure, I'll have this reviewed by tomorrow for ya 🙄

[-] devil_d0c@lemmy.world 75 points 10 months ago
[-] devil_d0c@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

The crows outside remind me of Itachi's crows. I wonder if they're watching me. Do they carry messages from the Uchiha clan?

-Tuesday 10th January, 2012. 6:58pm.

I tried to walk on water today, like Naruto and the others. Just ended up with wet socks and a bruised ego.

-Friday 17th February, 2012. 3:30pm.

Every time I close my eyes, I'm in the Hidden Leaf Village. But every morning, I wake up in this mundane room.

-Sunday 26th March, 2012. 9:10am.

Mom bought me a new headband, but it's not from the Hidden Leaf. It's from the Hidden Sand. I'm conflicted.

-Thursday 20th April, 2012. 7:45pm.

I whispered "Sharingan" to my cat today, hoping it'd gain the power. Instead, it just looked at me with disdain.

-Wednesday 03rd May, 2012. 5:20pm.

My pencil broke during the math test. I wish I could summon a shadow clone to do my homework.

-Monday 12th June, 2012. 4:15pm.

If only the school bus was like one of the summoned toads. I'd never be late again.

-Tuesday 18th July, 2012. 7:55am.

[-] devil_d0c@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago

Arthur C. Clarke: We're headed for some bleak imperialist nonsense, but humanity's salvation will come from encountering benevolent alien intelligence we haven't discovered yet.

Ray Bradbury: We're headed for some bleak imperialist nonsense, but humanity's salvation will come from rediscovering the beauty of books and humanity's inherent capacity for empathy in a world we're rapidly forgetting.

Robert A. Heinlein: We're headed for some bleak imperialist nonsense, but humanity's salvation will come from pioneering individualism, libertarianism, and multi-planetary colonies we haven't established yet.

William Gibson: We're headed for some bleak imperialist nonsense, but humanity's salvation will come from navigating and subverting the interplay of high technology and low life in a cybernetic reality we're only beginning to understand.

Ursula K. Le Guin: We're headed for some bleak imperialist nonsense, but humanity's salvation will come from understanding and integrating a spectrum of social, psychological, and cultural perspectives we haven't fully considered yet.

Neal Stephenson: We're headed for some bleak imperialist nonsense, but humanity's salvation will come from unprecedented technological and social innovation, often resulting from deep historical and philosophical introspection, in a future we're yet to engineer.

Octavia Butler: We're headed for some bleak imperialist nonsense, but humanity's salvation will come from embracing and adapting to change through the lens of bio-diversity and sociocultural evolution we haven't fully embraced yet.

[-] devil_d0c@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago

Ok, so what's everyone's honest opinion about the app? I've used it once or twice before switching to rif and never used anything else. My wife has been using the official app and says it's "fine". I switched to lemmy after the API fiasco, so I really have no idea how it functions these days. Is it really that dogshit or are people like me just mad?

[-] devil_d0c@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

My grandma said some dumb shit like this to my mom over Facebook. When she asked me why I wasnt coming over for Thanksgiving I told her, and she responds with something along the line of "it was a joke", "it was online", "it wasn't real", etc.

I said grandma, you called my mom a lazy bitch, I ain't talking to you until you apologize. She (on facebook) called me a spoiled millennial piece of shit. 🤷

[-] devil_d0c@lemmy.world 59 points 11 months ago

God I love learning about analog tech! Very creative design!

[-] devil_d0c@lemmy.world 56 points 11 months ago

Found this in production while migrating SSO providers. Made me chuckle 🙃

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DO NOT TOUCH (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by devil_d0c@lemmy.world to c/programminghumor@lemmy.world

Edit: so im done with my preliminary research into this codebase.

Our corporate SSO provider is changing, so I've been updating our tools to take advantage of the new badges. I found this in a web application that I started on today. The original developer is long gone, and according to our PaaS, this app has been running for just under 3 years without an update.

There is no CI/CD, blue-green deployment, or back ups. The database is an H2 db with ddl-auto set to create-drop on startup, meaning that this database will delete itself if the app is restaged but thanks to this guys code, it won't populate itself. 🤷

[-] devil_d0c@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

Left economically but right socially? Like, they'd want single payer healthcare but only for straight white people?

[-] devil_d0c@lemmy.world 54 points 11 months ago

My wife and I are divers, we have around 20 dives each. I asked her if she "feels comfortable controlling her boyency" yet. She gave me an "ehhh" while shrugging and said she has the "hang of it" but wouldn't go as far as comfortable. I agree and basically feel the same way.

Some divers are really smooth with how they swim and float around, we kinda just bumble around compared to them and try not to stand on any coral.

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