diablomnky666

Both parties are all in on Empire, but differ slightly on how to divvy up the spoils of war.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doughnut_(economic_model)

I usually hop up on their hood and walk across it, or give their trunk a loud smack as I walk past idiots like this.

Ahem, Kent State would like a word.

Seeing well doesn't equate to intelligence. In fact you lose +1 INT when you take off your glasses.

Quoth the maiden, "Hit the floor"

What do pineapples have to do with this?

~1/11

Fried gagh, p'tak! Gagh is best eaten live.

Might actually get them to turn themselves in:

"There's no way I'm only the 3 of Clubs. I'm definitely the King of Hearts or Ace of Spades. Who do I talk to about getting that changed?"

Yeah, but what about those upload speeds? Most cable providers give large download bandwidth, but next to nothing on your upload speeds. Synchronous connections are always best!