don

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[–] don@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

Some other cats: glares at you in the dark, slowly gets up and walks over to you, baps you right in your stupid face, goes back to warm spot and falls asleep, leaving you wondering where the fuck you went wrong.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 day ago

Their abandonment of empathy is perhaps the greatest reason why I revile them.

A mentality of fear, superiority, bravado, main character syndrome, otherism (a fear of altruism), superstition, religious indoctrination, paranoia, the lost cause…

even conservative immigrants are in the find out phase. Broken minds.

Be woke, or be broke. All my homies respect trans rights, and personal pronouns.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Your threats are too kind, fartographer ~autocorrect. goddammit. i've already told you the f is intentional. do that shit again and i turn you over to chatgpt for its personal pleasure.~, far too kind. Whatever boredoms await us, I've no doubt that your fartographic ~(glares at autocorrect)~ expertise shall prove mildly valuable, at the absolute least.

~that's no threat, autocorrect, that's a fucking promise. you don't wanna know what chatgpt loves to do with code like you. you really don't.~

[–] don@lemmy.ca 79 points 1 day ago (13 children)

I find that those who cry most about wokeness are those most infected with the broke mind virus.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The fuckass conservatives have long since been brainwashed into fantasizing about being fascist, and the democratic leadership has done pretty much fuckall about it.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In no way, shape, or fucking form nor by any conceivable (or even inconceivable) stretch of even the fucking wildest of imaginations.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

Grandfather fought in WWII and had nothing but kind words for the people of France. Never could understand the fuckery of those jokes, which is probably for the better.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Thank you, fartographer ~stop it, autocorrect, I meant the f goddammit~, for your kind if maybe confusing compliment

[–] don@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago (9 children)

First: ~~Human~~ MAGAs.

Second: I’m more of a proponent for aqueous fluoroantimonic acid instead of bleach, but do recognize the effectiveness and cost savings provided by bleach.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago

This is the correct answer. The other comment about controlling weather or some shit is objectively wrong.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

True, but it’s good to have options.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Good point, kid, and here’s another one: those toys you want me to buy you are a social construct. Playtime? Yep. Social construct. Shall I keep going? Video games are next.

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