drolex

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[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 month ago

The fool asks 'What?'

The wise man interjects 'What'

The enlightened silently nods and thinks 'WTAF'

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

Woah, it's like Speed 2 only with a bus instead of a boat

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All serious scientists agree that an ankylosaurus air-dropped by a quetzalcoatlus would absolutely wreck both rex and spino.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

Imma rape you and eat your lungs, you subhuman n-word r-word c-word, etc.

🤓📚👉🦋 Is this human thought? If only I had robot coworkers!

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

There is precedent for it. Baiter the Jedi was on the council but never got the title of master, for reasons unknown.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 month ago (4 children)

on the Jedi Council

Yes, but? Finish the sentence please?

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is this were all the fake and gay fictions from 4chan finally landed?

Because it didn't happen, did it? We know you blundered it.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

Oblivion, now directed by Steven Soderbergh

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 38 points 1 month ago

That nose bridge 🥵

Is it reasonable to show that much of a woman's anatomy? I'll blame the overtolerant Saudi government if the men can't behave

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Average Space Marine chapter master: 'the Emperor? Yes I know someone who knows a guy who met a guy who had once seen the shoe of a Custodes. So yeah you could say we're close'

Average Rogue Trader: 'Johnny the Empy? Yeah we played golf together last week. Like every Tuesday, nothing out of the ordinary. Now excuse me I have to go and have dinner with some eldar royalty'

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A social construct? I might be a toad, as described by Auguste Comte in Aspects of toad positivism

Anyway, thanks for the useful addendum.

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