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This depicts very precisely how I feel crossing roads in the US and Canada.

Compare and contrast with what happened in my town in SW France:

• Council installed one of those super secure crossings that take forever to let people cross the street. Twice if you want to cross diagonally
• Some old people don't give a shit because they must be thinking that life is too short for this, and they yolo it
• Most drivers stop but some are unattentive
• A couple of accidents happen
• The old people lobby give some shit to the mayor
• A different crossing is installed that stops the drivers all the time
• Most drivers are OK, the shitty ones are angry
• Everybody nice profits, another victory for the old gits who cross when and where they want. They'll do it again

Upon seeing the blood stained clothes, the disciple said 'Hey I was hungry, too! Fucking weirdo.'

The disciple was named Colonel Sanders and this was his inspiration to invent the hamberder and never be hungry again.

The fool asks 'What?'

The wise man interjects 'What'

The enlightened silently nods and thinks 'WTAF'

Woah, it's like Speed 2 only with a bus instead of a boat

All serious scientists agree that an ankylosaurus air-dropped by a quetzalcoatlus would absolutely wreck both rex and spino.

Imma rape you and eat your lungs, you subhuman n-word r-word c-word, etc.

🤓📚👉🦋 Is this human thought? If only I had robot coworkers!

There is precedent for it. Baiter the Jedi was on the council but never got the title of master, for reasons unknown.

on the Jedi Council

Yes, but? Finish the sentence please?

Is this were all the fake and gay fictions from 4chan finally landed?

Because it didn't happen, did it? We know you blundered it.

Oblivion, now directed by Steven Soderbergh

That nose bridge 🥵

Is it reasonable to show that much of a woman's anatomy? I'll blame the overtolerant Saudi government if the men can't behave

Average Space Marine chapter master: 'the Emperor? Yes I know someone who knows a guy who met a guy who had once seen the shoe of a Custodes. So yeah you could say we're close'

Average Rogue Trader: 'Johnny the Empy? Yeah we played golf together last week. Like every Tuesday, nothing out of the ordinary. Now excuse me I have to go and have dinner with some eldar royalty'