ephzero

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Where should I look when the server is shaking and pouring my drink? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[โ€“] ephzero 1 points 2 years ago

I think you're taking this rather too seriously ๐Ÿ˜Š I am indeed unsure of where to look, but I'm only having a bit of fun with that thought.

Where should I look when the server is shaking and pouring my drink? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[โ€“] ephzero 5 points 2 years ago

Hmm, or maybe I could try glancing and smiling to my invisible dinner companions.

Where should I look when the server is shaking and pouring my drink? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[โ€“] ephzero 10 points 2 years ago

Excellent form, this is my new model to aspire to.

Where should I look when the server is shaking and pouring my drink? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[โ€“] ephzero 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Absolutely, sir or madam, I wish to display my utmost respect.

Where should I look when the server is shaking and pouring my drink? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[โ€“] ephzero 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If I could breathe and relax I wouldn't need the cocktail :-P

Where should I look when the server is shaking and pouring my drink? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[โ€“] ephzero 3 points 2 years ago

Would "waitron" be better? I can't keep up with all of the hep lingo.

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Where should I look when the server is shaking and pouring my drink? (self.asklemmy)
 

Looking expectantly at the glass, mopping perspiration from my brow, licking my lips? A hard, grinning stare directly at the server? Eyes downcast, my hands lying dejectedly in my lap?

Do you find that you're on the fed more than you were on r/ just because you're really really excited to watch your favorite communities become more active? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[โ€“] ephzero 2 points 2 years ago

I'm mostly a lurker wherever I go, but I'll think about posting something there. ๐Ÿ™‚