While I don't think anyone has complete control of their own emotions, I do think some measure of control is possible through manipulation of one's own facial expression, posture, breathing & thought patterns.

How do you interpret "averages 1 3-5 passengers"?

Mint

Rotate the titles, I assume. Might be tricky to gef used to, though.

Honey only? But there's so many good ones!

Jam, agave, or maple syrup should be good with muesli & yoghurt to my taste. Light molasses may work in moderation, and I've heard good things about sorghum syrup.

The plan is structured like an episode of Drawfee.

A cursed caramel ribbon custard, I assume.

I seem to recall Joe Rogan calling himself dumb with some regularity. I stopped listening to him years ago; has that changed?

Someone who holds both beliefs at once presumably expects a future where people buy electric cars because they prefer (and can afford) electric cars. Could you elaborate on why that is an absurd thing to believe or why I'm off the mark here?

I'm not saying I agree with the above notion; personally, I'd prefer a future with fewer cars in general per capita, though I have no idea how likely either future is.