She ate
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Imagine trying to hide an entire pair of legs when you're hanging out with ants
That's my favorite part 😆
Nation State bad
Liechtenstein bad
Maldives bad
Seychelles bad
Bahrain bad
Etc.
Try renaming it thesis_final-draft_v.6.9_final_FINAL.docx
Yes exactly!! Some of my other faves:
Fresh off a destroyer, nothing but a dance belt and a tube of ChapStick
You know what you people are, you're bastard people
I'm gonna go home and bite my pillow
"Well I just hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!" (slams phone into receiver)
Try fresh-squeezed instead of concentrate
The turtles are not safe from Python
"all I can think about when I see clips from this movie is the fact the director said they had to paint out Sigourney Weaver’s bush hair. Personally, I think she should’ve kept it - she was supposed to be stuck on that ship for weeks. Of course you would have overgrown pubic hair."
Penis... avarice?
It's just a big kitty, boys! I can deal with this, I know kitties