I love being able to pause when my son needs something too

Those don't seem to work for me. I think it's because they started using an artificial sweetener that gives me equal or worse digestive issues

We mix ketchup and Worcestershire and put it on meatloaf. And then we make more to dip the meatloaf in while eating.

I swear they've degraded their current service.

For years I have turned off my son's lights by saying Alexa, lights off. Recently, they say there's many things that go by that name. No shit. But maybe start with the room I'm standing in like you did for years

I have had pretty good luck with doing

High five Up high Down low Too slow

My nephew would just let me do it forever, always trying to beat me on the too slow bit.

I just happen to have the perfect video for you

https://youtu.be/VMTld76dRq8?feature=shared

I'm too cheap to throw it out. So my role in the house is to eat all the leftovers before they go bad

Can we just set up a fake White House with a cell phone that tweets to dead air and tell him he won?

I can't decide if the subject or the hand coloring of the states bothers me more

Now that we can cash checks with pictures in an app, we can get our sweet, sweet cash and frame it!

He'll claim we misunderstood him or that he never said it at all

This is my hope as well. At least he can't hold hitler style rallies if he's confined to the resort though.