gidostro

joined 3 weeks ago
[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 78 points 3 weeks ago

The only thing worse than shaming your customer is inconveniencing them.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 3 points 3 weeks ago

This reads like an advertisement. I’m sold. Gimme gimme that sweet blanket.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 2 points 3 weeks ago

Boeing killed John Barnett

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

By the time I feel good enough to do something, I’m just happy to feel good enough to do something, so I don’t do anything because I’m afraid it will go away, and then nothing gets done and I feel like shit.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Right. $50kUSD for what is essentially a go cart with no airbags and a manual retractable fabric roof and paper clip roll bar.

Realistically, the original Mazda Miata is a safer car with more features. It would fit perfectly into my mid-life crisis by sitting in my apartment carport collecting dust because I can’t afford the insurance on this gorgeous death trap.

But… let’s touch it again with our eyes:

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 2 points 3 weeks ago

He doesn’t like trashy women. I mean… his women are kinda trashy, but like high class prostitute trashy. Guccicoochie?

But Rosanne is just a two-buck-fuck who cleans up at a gas station.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 2 points 3 weeks ago

Right! Of course. Not guilty all the way.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I mean, I’d blow anyone who deposes a billionaire at this point.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 1 points 3 weeks ago

I know right? I think I would cry if I got in it. It’s a masterpiece.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 1 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Oh, they will copy and paste all 50,000 pages of you talk to them long enough. ;)

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 18 points 3 weeks ago

Boeing killed John Barnett

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