[-] habitualcynic@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

In your face, space coyote!!

[-] habitualcynic@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 weeks ago

Do what the kid says

[-] habitualcynic@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 month ago

I thought he was trying to go somewhere with no extradition treaty with the US and was laid over in Russia when his passport was suspended. It’s kind of outlined here but I could see how that could be concocted and I just want to believe he was better than a Russia mole.

[-] habitualcynic@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 months ago

The whole shitness of that workplace was redeemed by this one single moment from my sister in law lol.

[-] habitualcynic@lemmy.ml 45 points 3 months ago

I worked with her older sister for a couple years, perfectly content being single. One day, randomly blurted out that I hated being single. Her sister asked me to describe what I wanted, I said a few things, and “You just described my sister! Let me introduce you.”

Apparently, she had already thought we would be perfect together. That was 16 years ago, and we’ve been married for almost 13. I could not ask for a more perfect person to have as my wife and dearest friend.

[-] habitualcynic@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 months ago

Because cruelty is the point.

[-] habitualcynic@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

It’s a clip show episode musical without the normal effort they put into clip shows like the self-aware 138th episode spectacular in season 7 episode 10.

[-] habitualcynic@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Comparison is the thief of happiness.

I have many favorites, but this comes to mind often.

Fear shrinks the brain.

Is another good one.

[-] habitualcynic@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago
[-] habitualcynic@lemmy.ml 16 points 5 months ago

I might be misunderstanding but I thought legislation was passed and signed to protect same sex marriage at a federal level? https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/biden-set-sign-sex-marriage-bill-white-house-ceremony-rcna61423

[-] habitualcynic@lemmy.ml 23 points 7 months ago

“When you make something idiot proof, the world builds a better idiot.” Lol

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