halvar

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[–] halvar@lemy.lol 1 points 17 minutes ago

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig sh*t, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 1 points 20 minutes ago

Well at least it's no longer encased in jello

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 0 points 21 minutes ago

So God gets cucked?

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 2 points 11 hours ago

it is, but on average 353 out of 365 person's is coming sooner

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 3 points 17 hours ago

tururú tututú

itt hallom a fülemben he

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 3 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

What I did is I linked my new account in the bio of the old one and vice versa. Not much more you can do.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Democracy has it's ups and downs. Countries tend to elect authoritarian regimes from time to time but as long as people care the pendulum always swings back. But only as long as people care.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We will get rid of Orbán for real next year for real for real

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The lion will however concern himself with the medical bill after the ambulance has to take him to the hospital.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 11 points 1 day ago

Get me a bloody steak and some fucking potates too while you're at it!

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 6 points 2 days ago

long time no see zabumafu

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 14 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I once heard (meaning I haven't the slightest idea of how accurate this is) that there was a Lincoln speech where his political opponents were disrupting it and so he went into the crowd to pick one of them up and then throw him a good 3 meters away.

 
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