hungprocess

Retro game fans inconsolable. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q*bert

This appears to have many (all?) of them just skimming by searching for "Subject:".

At very least it has this one that has lived rent-free in my brain for like a quarter-century now:

From: GHermann//UNATCO.15431.76513
To: JManderley//UNATCO.00013.76490
Cc: ANavarre//UNATCO.9954.1131
Subject: Skul-gun

Might I sugest agin, a skul-gun for my head. Yesterday in Batery Park, some
scum we all know pushes smack for NSF gets jumpy and draws. I take 2 .22's,
1 in flesh, 1 in augs, befor I can get out that dam asalt gun.

If I could kil just by thought, it would be beter. Is it my job to be a
human target-practis backstop?

Gunther Hermann

I sometimes wonder what someone's reaction would be if you were to go back in time and be like "hey, I just listened to something you wrote being played 200-some-odd years after your death via technology you would never understand. shit slaps man, good job"

As tired as I am of "remasters", I would play the absolute shit out of this. Now off to listen to the soundtrack again.

A Little Lad Who Loves Berries And ~~Cream~~ Green

It takes giant brass balls to fail so completely she may well have doomed us all and then to sell us a book about it.

That was 100% a "whoosh" on my part, had just rolled out of bed and brain wasn't firing on all cylinders yet.

Look at human history and you will see that every conflict can be settled if you are just willing to use words and nothing else.

An admirable sentiment, but I feel like you and I read very different history books.

“I meant,” said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?”

Death thought about it.

CATS, he said eventually, CATS ARE NICE.

- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery