Not trying to question your motives here (seriously, I'm not) but I grimace hearing "we're only months away from the election, we couldn't possibly make changes now" because it has a perverse similarity to the argument Mitch McConnell used to ratfuck his way into an extra SC justice. And we all know how that turned out.

"It comes out of the fuckin' ground. I couldn't believe it!"

Good thing that ocean was there or 1600s Virginia would have claimed the entire planet with their innovative "peeling the label off a biscuit can" approach to real estate.

This is what a Lovecraft story looks like from the eldritch beings' perspective.

Judging by this comment thread I'm not the only one who's like "you can have them, but I don't know if you're going to want them"

"Spending a huge chunk of the budget on dishonest advertising and then releasing a significantly different, half-broken game is still cool though."

fewer than 10

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Because I'm that guy: "hanged"

(disclaimer: language is a fluid construct, talk however you want, there's no one "right" way to speak, some of us just enjoy being pedantic assholes)

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