this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2025
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[–] Sagan_Wept@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 3 days ago

Ozzy Osbourne returns... With a vengeance

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Rename that child Herakles

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Sorry about his future wife and kids though

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

her ankles?

[–] hungprocess 11 points 3 days ago
[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Cobras are venomous, not poisonous.

[–] aaaa@piefed.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But the child got sick after biting it! Perhaps it is also poisonous.

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Not poisonous, but possibly toxic. Or possibly laden with salmonella.

Cooking it first might have made it safe.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

Do you think this will give rise to the legend of demon kid among cobras?

[–] Epp2@lemmynsfw.com -1 points 3 days ago

Bitten to DEATH, then survived? He has risen!