"punch a key" sounds so charming
hungprocess
joined 2 years ago
"Reneging on promises is MY thing, you're not allowed to do it to ME, that's CHEATING"
Look, I know it's popular to trash the guy, but we can't be too hard on him. After all he:
- Packed the Supreme Court after Republicans ratfucked themselves a "free" justice
- Prioritized pressuring his AG to aggressively prosecute coup leaders within his own country instead of focusing on supporting an ongoing genocide overseas
- Rallied his party to devise a comprehensive strategy against the Fascist plan Republicans PUBLISHED IN ADVANCE about how they were going to obliterate democracy
- Withdrew from the race with plenty of time to hold a primary so voters could elect a candidate who would stand for their principles
- Permitted his VP to publicly break with his most unpopular policies in order to secure as many votes against Trump as possible
Furthermore, he...
touches earpiece
...um... I am now being informed he actually did none of those things. So uh, vote blue no matter who? Also ActBlue would really like you to chip in $20.
/s
Are we using the word "family" to mean "piles of random women he solicited to receive his sperm through the mail" now?
Not for me. I think it's just luck of the draw.
You know, that's a good question, what country is 2025?
You take that back right now.
When reading anything published by The Daily Mail, it's best to assume that the story ranges between poorly reported and outright fabricated.
Goonies.
Hard candy licorice I'm fine with. "Wax tube of sadness" licorice? Straight to jail.
Valve CEO Gabe Newell’s Neuralink competitor is expecting its first brain chip this year | The Verge
The early interface prototype was much bulkier.
If a little kid can mess him up this bad, just imagine what a mob of able-bodied adults could accomplish. Don't let your dreams be dreams